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Manchies 

When a woman is horny for a man that she deems good enough to eat.
See him over there, I would let him do some dirty things to me, I have the the proper manchies for him
Manchies by Ritstar September 6, 2021

Turd munchies 

When you drop a massive turd and feel hungry afterwards.
Tim ate all of the pizza because he had the turd munchies after dropping a huge deuce.

Merfle Munchies! 

A website containing artwork of baby dragons designed to look like stylized desserts, they are usually called "Dessert dragon whelps".
baby food dessert whelp dragon Merfle Munchies! merfle munchie merfle
Merfle Munchies! by Sixthleafclover December 15, 2010

No manches

Mexican slang for “quit playing” or “are you serious?” or “no cap?”
Pedro: “did you hear? pablo called rixgoberta a pendeja today”
Adrian: “¡no manches, güey! you’re joking”
No manches by oglilmexico January 22, 2020

carpet munchies 

A heightened desire to perform cunnilingus following inhalation or ingestion of delta-9-tetrahydrocannabinol, the psychoactive compound in cannabis sativa.

Colloquially: really wanting to "eat pussy" after smoking marijuana.
Man, I was watching a movie with my girl the other night and after my second or third bong rip I really got the carpet munchies... dog I went down on her for like an hour!
carpet munchies by DJ Silky Nick November 2, 2011

Sex Munchies 

Just like the munchies you get from being high, this is getting very hungry after having some really good sex.

This mostly happens to guys after a good fucking session. This ensures you sleep well- satisfied x 2 !
Late at night:
"Are there some sandwiches still left in the fridge baby?*
"Yea I gat the Sex Munchies too John, get me some as well."
Sex Munchies by Ntee September 7, 2013