Monastral

A South African currency used for time travel and astral projection.

The prototype runs monastral.

Monastral by Atom Ekwillz Adam July 22, 2026

Monstrating 

When women become monsters during the menstrual cycle

Claire started monstrating during her menstrual cycle and became a "monster".

Monstrating by Luke Dunphey May 27, 2012

Monstralia 

An Island continent in the Southern hemisphere populated entirely by monsters, and people with funny accents. Also known as Australia.

Would you like to go to Monstralia for vacation this year?

No thanks, I don't want to be eaten.

Monstralia by HappyHeathen November 9, 2010

Monostril 

1: Person who has consumed excessive hard drugs via their nostrils causing the loss of their septum.
2: A single cavity in one's nose.

"If you put any more of that stuff up your nose you'll end up a/with a Monostril!"
Daniella Westbrook, Francis Rossi.

Monostril by Bryan Turner July 28, 2008

Manstral Cycle 

when a guy acts like a bitch for several days on end and does so on a regular basis but is an alright person most of the time similar to when a girl is pmsing

dave "hey brian is complaining about not feeling well and doesn't want to go to the bar tonight"
mike "yeah he is on his manstral cycle

Manstral Cycle by Jeeves724 June 9, 2009

Monaurally

Sucking oneself off

"Hey Andy, did she suck you off last night?"

"Nah mate, I had to do it monaurally"

Monaurally by Stan Drews August 24, 2014

mastralbating 

To perform sexual acts on one's physical body whilst in the astral plane.

James astral planes and then sucks his body's dick. It's pretty hilarious to watch him mastralbating.

mastralbating by Tnutz5000 October 4, 2010