monastra

The definition of Monastra is a male who is sneaky, shady, greasy grifter. A soulless creature that lurks and preys on powerless victims for their own gratification typically because they are sexually inadequate. They have highly addictive personalities and are prone metal illness. Never, never trust a male Monastra.

The female version of Monastra is the opposite. They are trustworthy, kind, compassionate and beautiful inside and out with unmatched passion for the peace and all that is light in the world.

"That guy is a narcissist. He's the worst type of conman, he's a total Monastra, so don't trust him."
"She is the girl of my dreams, a total Monastra babe! She will be my wife one day!"

by babelious April 16, 2014

michael monastra

Like God is God son is God Alpha Omega

Jesus is michael monastra aka christ Michael

by LUCIFER to believe March 16, 2019

Monstrating

When women become monsters during the menstrual cycle

Claire started monstrating during her menstrual cycle and became a "monster".

by Luke Dunphey May 27, 2012

Monstralia

An Island continent in the Southern hemisphere populated entirely by monsters, and people with funny accents. Also known as Australia.

Would you like to go to Monstralia for vacation this year?

No thanks, I don't want to be eaten.

by HappyHeathen November 9, 2010

rasta shasta monasta

Very good weed usually at a mids price. A golden find of a deal/dealer. Sometimes can be just regular weed that doesn't involve a nasty surprise later on, such as: extreme stupidity, random sleep, headaches, or wicked stomach pain

That rasta shasta monasta you got last night made me start seeing shit bro!

by The Kaiser of Shiza July 19, 2007

monstrate

to show something true without yielding any knowledge of the cause, or without a logical basis or underlying tangible equation.

eymology: english "demonstrate", from latin "demonstrare," "to show completely", from de- (of, concerning) + monstrare (show)

A lot of people monstrate innate psychic abilities and even other psychics have no idea what's going on.

Monstrations are the exception to the norm, as science can explain nearly everything.

by Yatri Trivedi February 3, 2007

monstrangulous

An object, task or event that is so big or difficult that you know if you attempt to solve or tackle it , it will choke the shit out of you, leaving you in worse shape than when you started

-" Mr. President the natiional debt is just too monstrangulous to do anything about it"

-"Dude, your t.v. is monstrangulous, it will never fit down the basement stairs"

by Bryan Tinsley April 5, 2008