mastralbating 

To perform sexual acts on one's physical body whilst in the astral plane.

James astral planes and then sucks his body's dick. It's pretty hilarious to watch him mastralbating.

mastralbating by Tnutz5000 October 4, 2010

Mastrubating 

I know youve done it before... Fucking pervert.

I like mastrubating to porn.

Mastrubating by fuckingadults September 23, 2021

Mastribating

A spot between the hole and the balls that can be stroked, which can result in an orgasm. Mainly preferred by males who hadn't had sex in a long time, or never.

Roberto: Hey Ryan, what mastribating??
Ryan: I heard it's an alternative way of pleasure.

Mastribating by J_H_N April 23, 2009

scottish mastrubating

Peeing, pooping, vomiting and having an orgasm at the same time.

Men cannot do more than one thing at the same time? Nonsense, try scottish mastrubating!

scottish mastrubating by idgafosoae December 11, 2016

No mastrubating March 

You can’t mastrubating whole month it is like no nut November but with mastrubating and girls needs to participat

Girl:yo I will go mastrubating home

Boy: no you can’t

Girl:why
It’s no mastrubating march

No mastrubating March by Krapālis November 17, 2019

Mastarbating 

Pleasuring yourself to the night sky

starwanking

"I was mastarbating to Orion's Belt last night and reached my highest climax.

Mastarbating by meetmasheen May 23, 2017