Definitions by HappyHeathen

Loot Day 

A holiday near the end of December when atheists and agnostics exchange gifts, or receive gifts from religious relatives.

Hey, are you doing anything for Christmas this year?

Nah I'm agnostic, I don't celebrate Christmas, I am having a Loot Day party though.

atheist children get presents day

Loot Day by HappyHeathen November 24, 2011

Monstralia 

An Island continent in the Southern hemisphere populated entirely by monsters, and people with funny accents. Also known as Australia.

Would you like to go to Monstralia for vacation this year?

No thanks, I don't want to be eaten.

Monstralia by HappyHeathen November 9, 2010

Guiltumentary

A documentary about an unfortunate group of people and or animals, designed solely to play on people's guilt, while not actually doing anything to help the subject of the documentary.

CNN is showing another guiltumentary about homeless people tonight at 11

Guiltumentary by HappyHeathen October 28, 2010