HappyHeathen's definitions

Loot Day

A holiday near the end of December when atheists and agnostics exchange gifts, or receive gifts from religious relatives.

Hey, are you doing anything for Christmas this year?

Nah I'm agnostic, I don't celebrate Christmas, I am having a Loot Day party though.

atheist children get presents day

by HappyHeathen November 24, 2011

Monstralia

An Island continent in the Southern hemisphere populated entirely by monsters, and people with funny accents. Also known as Australia.

Would you like to go to Monstralia for vacation this year?

No thanks, I don't want to be eaten.

by HappyHeathen November 9, 2010

Guiltumentary

A documentary about an unfortunate group of people and or animals, designed solely to play on people's guilt, while not actually doing anything to help the subject of the documentary.

CNN is showing another guiltumentary about homeless people tonight at 11

by HappyHeathen October 28, 2010