Momset

A set of moms, consisting of no less than 3 because 2 is a couple, and no more then 8 because anymore so is a cult.

The momset took a walk in the woods.

by Momset February 4, 2020

mouseturd

A bastardization of the word mustard, for people who like to garnish their burgers and dogs and swear at the same time. Goes well with katshit.

Joe: All this burger needs is a little mouseturd ... mebbe some katshit too.
Celia: <sigh> Can't you say anything without fucking swearing for once?!
Joe: <rolls his eyes> Tse, I'm just kidding, for fuck's sake!

by ocius1 April 6, 2009

Mooseterbating

The act of jerking off, except you are a moose.

Person 1: Dude, do you see that moose?
Person 2: Bruhhhhhhh, is it Mooseterbating???

by LooseYolky January 15, 2017

Sloane Momsen

1.) The girl dreaming is sugarplums in How The Grinch Stole Christmas and starred in We Were Soldiers and Law & Order alongside her older sister Taylor Momsen. She is not currently acting (2011) but goes to school and is living in Maryland with her parents; Michael and Colette.

Person 1: Hey, who is Taylor Momsen's little sister?
Person 2: Oh, Taylor's little sis is Sloane Momsen.

by peaceloveeyou May 2, 2011

momster

What happens after your Mom counts to three.

Mom: 1, 2, 3
Child: Oh no, she's becoming a Momster

by Yermy Battled Warter December 8, 2016

Mooseticle

The genitalia of a male moose. Often found in Canadian stews and salads. Is sometimes turned into a very tough type of jerky.

I had a great pair of mooseticle's in my soup last night, wonderful dish!

by Dr. Nolrik November 5, 2011

Mississippi Mousetrap

The act of, while receiving roadhead, suddenly putting your tilt steering wheel as far down as it will go, thus trapping the person's head in your crotch.

Best done with a girl from Mississippi or Kentucky, because odds are she will not have enough teeth to bite your junk off.

My cousin Molly sure got mad after I gave her the Mississippi Mousetrap.

by JohnnyTwoDicks September 26, 2010