MomTM 

n. A mother that you have credit with willing to lend or give money. Sometimes easier than asking a father.

Tim: You got that rent you owe me?
Tony: Nah bro, sorry.
Tim: Dude, I need it or I can't pay my car payment!
Tony: Okay, I gotta hit up the MomTM then.

MomTM by def July 7, 2006

Froggy Mommy 

When being called this it indicates for your hand in marriage.

Would you like to be my Froggy Mommy?

Froggy Mommy by Soon2bee April 21, 2023

mommomsboy 

The type of adult male that has long overstayed his welcome at his parents house and is taken in by his granma, who mollycoddles him and treats him like a prince. He usually ends up living in granmas basement mooching off her.

A group of BFF's are guy watching at the mall, when one asks the others, " Who is that guy ?"

Another girl says, " Forget about that loser, he's a mommomsboy."

mommomsboy by jpg3 November 11, 2010

Moatmealing 

Moatmealing is the act of digging a trench in full World War I attire, cuming into a bowl of runny oatmeal and then tossing it like a grenade at someone while yelling "fire in the hole!"

Wow Kayla, I can't believe people keep moatmealing you! Now what are you going to have for breakfast?

Moatmealing by pacmanrockshok January 8, 2017

Mommy kink 

Sexual/romantic attraction for women who care for you, protect you, and nurture you, and love you unconditionally. Sometimes she may baby you, but you're nuts for that shit. You just love it when she holds you when you're scared of the dark, and when she caresses your hair and your cheeks followed by a kiss on the forehead as she pulls you into her warm, loving arms, giving you a mouthful of her wonderful boobies. Even a simple hug from her makes everything better; you're safe from anything that could ever hurt you.

Omg! I hate it when my gf mommies me, I'm not five damnit! GOD
WHAT?! How?! I LOVE it when she protects me like I'm her little baby. Drives me mad! Soooo sexy
.......lmao u got a mommy kink?

Mommy kink by Melodramatic909 September 20, 2017

Dommy Mommy 

A gentle dominant woman. A woman who will just hold you until kingdom come. A woman that will spoon you when you're cold and kiss your neck to make you shiver. A woman that will love you for who you are while staying having that wonderful quality of dominance that subby males crave. A woman that will let you use her tits as a pillow. A woman that will wrap you in your thighs or sit in your face and make you feel loved and wanted. A perfect woman.

Man I wish a had a dommy mommy to be spooned by rn.

Dommy Mommy by Apush hater 123 October 28, 2021

your mommas fart box 

Ghetto talk..derogatory..a mothers bunghole..asshole..butthole.. shit hole..that passes gas..nasty smelling old gas..

Brutha to another brutha!..Standing on the corner..
..Damn homey! Shit !..Is that your nasty ass I'm a whiffin..It smells like your mommas fart box do!..Go check your pants mother fucker!

your mommas fart box by anonymous November 8, 2017