13 definitions by def

Sneaky Butcher

A sneaky butcher is a ghey man.

The kind who takes his meat round the back.

OMG he's a sneaky butcher?

by def November 3, 2003

taut

A seldom used synonym of tight. Using it in conversation often confuses the listener for a moment. The word "taut" is widely known but will make you seem different if used in a sentence.

Tony: Hey, look... That girl has that taut badunkadunk butt like you like.
Ira: Damn, I'd like to pull up to that bumper and slap that monkey!

by def May 20, 2005

toyt

The word "tight," pronounced phonetically as a Dutchman, Australian, or Englishman may say it.

Jay: Hey dude, look at this sweet ass armor!
Tony: Oh, toyt.

by def April 4, 2005

high strung

adj. Stressful. Does not know when something is truely important. Small events cause stress to build until a breakdown happens. After a breakdown a short period of fatigue and low stress can be exhibited. Opposite of low strung

Tony: Damn, my Mom is freakin high strung as hell! She called me the anti-christ.
Matt: She needs to take a chill pill.

by def May 22, 2005

MomTM

n. A mother that you have credit with willing to lend or give money. Sometimes easier than asking a father.

Tim: You got that rent you owe me?
Tony: Nah bro, sorry.
Tim: Dude, I need it or I can't pay my car payment!
Tony: Okay, I gotta hit up the MomTM then.

by def July 7, 2006

cb radio

n. A metaphorical device in which a cockblocker uses to call another person on to accidentally or intentionally prevent a hook up.

(Tony is laying down the mac on a lady.)

Tony: So, I was descending Everest when I saw found an antique camera burried in the snow. It was pretty rad.
Tanya: Really? That's awesome. Was there film in it?
Tony: Yeah, I developed it the other...
(Jay interupts)
Jay: Dude, I'm so wasted! LOL
Jay: Yo, isn't that that one chick you boned last week?
Jay: *burp*
Tanya: *sigh*
(Tanya leaves abruptly)
Tony: Bro, why you gotta call me on the cb radio?
Jay: What?

by def August 9, 2006

low strung

adj. Not susceptible to stress. Easy going. Knows what is important and what is not. Deals with pressure well. Calm.

People at work are mean to Shirley.
Shirley thinks about the problem logically.
She talks to the people being mean and tells them, calmly, that she does not appreciate the way they are treating her.

by def May 22, 2005