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Molearchy 

Molearchy: A more polite term for moleshit, and advanced form of bullshit/malarchy. Usually involves ditching people so you can buy starbucks for a chick who doesnt like you or moleshit story you think is cool.
Mole: yeah i broke my leg skiing, I had to go down a mountain on one leg with no meds.
Moles Dad: Thats moleshit I carried your ass.
JJ: watch your language!
Moles Dad: I mean thats molearchy.
Molearchy by mortimer green January 8, 2009
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monarchy 

A form of government in which the head of goverment (a King or Queen) inherits the title.

Absolute Monarchy is where the King or Queen has absolute power and can do what he wants.

Constituitonal monarchy is when the King shares power with Parliament and must follow the rules of the constituition.

Originally, thousands of years ago, monarchy was so that one guy could control all and everyone would know who succeeded him. This way, there were no fights between people over things like laws or taxes because only one person decided that, and no fights over who would succeed him because it was his child. Unfortunately in many cases (I won't say most because that is an opinion) the ruler wasn't suited for the job and there were fights anyway. Because of this many countries either changed to Democracy or changed to Constitutional Monarchy.
Absolute Monarchy: Louis XIV of France. Now obsolete.

Constitutional Monarchy: The current government of England.
monarchy by Newbia May 30, 2004

monarchy 

An out moded for of government where power is handed down by accident of birth rather than other means.
The divine right of kings
monarchy by black flag May 29, 2004

milarchy 

That's a bunch of milarchy.
milarchy by 2014_chiguy October 15, 2006
mal-ark-ee

Something that generates a lot of work or fuss.
"I can't be bothered with all that malarchy."
or "Organising this was such a malarchy!"
or "This organising malarchy isn't easy."
malarchy by Rabid Giraffe May 24, 2006

monarchy 

An obsolete form of government, yet in the 21st century there are still people who somehow delude themselves that anyone with an inherited title is somehow special.
heredetary titles are useless and obsolete, people should be elected to government, not born into the position. Socalled "royalty" isn't anything special u duds.
monarchy by Marcel April 19, 2004

Anarcho-Monarchy 

Anarcho-monarchy is a political ideology in which the monarch exists only to stop other people getting power
Toycat once made a server with anarcho-monarchy
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