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A liberatarian catch-all used to describe a limited, functional government that ensures an ideal free society. The synonymity with 'monarchy' is unintentional and an ironic symptom; the true roots of "minarchist" are "minimal" and "archist", the later being a Greek derivation of "ruler".
"Anarchy would be a society with no government at all, while minarchy would be a society with a very "minimal government." - As quoted from an amateur Libertarian essay that you can google easily.
minarchy by MoaMission December 16, 2011
mal-ark-ee

Something that generates a lot of work or fuss.
"I can't be bothered with all that malarchy."
or "Organising this was such a malarchy!"
or "This organising malarchy isn't easy."
malarchy by Rabid Giraffe May 24, 2006

Ur Mom Malarchy 

Even worse than Ur mom gai, ur dad lesbian, ur sister a mister, and ur granny tranny combined......
Tod: Ur mom gai
Joe: Ur granny tranny
Tod: Ur sister a mister
Joe: Ur mom malarchy
*Tod implodes causing a black hole to encompass the omniverse
Word orgin: prefix "mal" meanining inappropriate or askew as in "malpractice", "archy" meaning "form of rule" or "governing body" as in monarchy.
Definition:1) action resulting from foolish judgement.
2) Foolish statement.
That statement is malarchy.
That malarchy kept me sweeping up shadows all day.
malarchy by koafancypants September 19, 2007

molarchy 

Dude, you think that you're beater can beat my Ferrari in a race, that's molarchy.
molarchy by James Bond III April 24, 2008

Malarchy Murphy

a utter shithead who deals drugs infront of security cameras
Malarchy Murphy by Tasty boi May 11, 2018
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Person 2:......
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square grouper

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"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
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A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
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trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
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