by Jojiheadass November 8, 2019
Get the Mokee mug.Seven wise men with knowledge so fine,
created Carol's pussy to their design.
First was a butcher,
with smart wit,
using a knife,
he gave it a slit,
Second was a sculptor,
strong and bold,
with a hammer and chisel,
he gave it a hole,
Third was a tailor,
tall and thin,
by using pink velvet,
he lined it within,
Fourth was a hunter,
short and stout,
with Red Fox fur,
he lined it without,
Fifth was a Dickson,
nasty as hell,
threw in a fish and gave it a smell,
Sixth was a Preacher,
whose name was McKee,
he licked it and blessed it,
and said it could pee,
Last was a sailor,
dirty little runt,
he sucked it and fucked it,
and called it a cunt.
created Carol's pussy to their design.
First was a butcher,
with smart wit,
using a knife,
he gave it a slit,
Second was a sculptor,
strong and bold,
with a hammer and chisel,
he gave it a hole,
Third was a tailor,
tall and thin,
by using pink velvet,
he lined it within,
Fourth was a hunter,
short and stout,
with Red Fox fur,
he lined it without,
Fifth was a Dickson,
nasty as hell,
threw in a fish and gave it a smell,
Sixth was a Preacher,
whose name was McKee,
he licked it and blessed it,
and said it could pee,
Last was a sailor,
dirty little runt,
he sucked it and fucked it,
and called it a cunt.
by Ronald Gilligan May 17, 2008
Get the McKee mug.Literal Meaning: High status, Exalted, Sublime and Superb.
He has a mildly volatile character with many unique aspects
He likes to experiment and try new experiences
He thinks ahead, is innovative and has many wonderful friends. Routine things bore him easily, so he tries to have many inspiring activities to punctuate his life
He is often a pioneer, with a technological and creative mind. Unforeseen events in his life affect him more positively than negatively
He is the kind of friend everyone turns to when they have a question about something or need help to fix their computer or move their stuff
His strengths lie in the way he can envision all the parts of the whole, and attack a problem with both intuition and methodical logic
He has a deep inner desire to inspire others in a higher cause, and tends to show his own strongly held views on spiritual matters
He tends to be a powerful force to all whose lives he touches. He is a capable, charismatic leader who often undertakes large endeavors with great success
He values truth, justice, and discipline, and may be quick-tempered with those who do not
He appreciates details, precision, and system and order
He could be very skillful in dealing with technical and mechanical matters
He gravitates to positions where there is stability, security, and opportunities to work with others to make steady progress
He has a very complicated emotional world. He can be sad and happy at the same time and never recognize it
He has a mildly volatile character with many unique aspects
He likes to experiment and try new experiences
He thinks ahead, is innovative and has many wonderful friends. Routine things bore him easily, so he tries to have many inspiring activities to punctuate his life
He is often a pioneer, with a technological and creative mind. Unforeseen events in his life affect him more positively than negatively
He is the kind of friend everyone turns to when they have a question about something or need help to fix their computer or move their stuff
His strengths lie in the way he can envision all the parts of the whole, and attack a problem with both intuition and methodical logic
He has a deep inner desire to inspire others in a higher cause, and tends to show his own strongly held views on spiritual matters
He tends to be a powerful force to all whose lives he touches. He is a capable, charismatic leader who often undertakes large endeavors with great success
He values truth, justice, and discipline, and may be quick-tempered with those who do not
He appreciates details, precision, and system and order
He could be very skillful in dealing with technical and mechanical matters
He gravitates to positions where there is stability, security, and opportunities to work with others to make steady progress
He has a very complicated emotional world. He can be sad and happy at the same time and never recognize it
by TheGodfathers_Godson May 31, 2018
Get the Makeen mug.A seemingly counter-intuitive school of thought emphasizing the importance of the present. Moke philosophy was founded by the legendary Elder Archimandrite Mokentius himself soon after attaining enlightenment under the shade of a protractor. This profound philosophy encourages clarity of mind, skillful focus on any given task, and a general sense of ease in life affirmed by the central tenets of "Don't Care" and "Tough Shit", often abbreviated as "DC" and "TS" to avoid offending the more delicate among his tutelage.
Mr. Moke often motivates his students with the allure of material wealth and affluence in order to get them to strive for their utmost best every waking moment.
Mr. Moke often motivates his students with the allure of material wealth and affluence in order to get them to strive for their utmost best every waking moment.
Mr. Moke: "Sarah whats the difference between triangle A and triangle B?"
Sarah: "Nothing"
Mr. Moke: "Looks like someone has been subscribing to Moke Philosophy!"
Student 4: "Whaaa?"
(Mr. Moke shakes his head and precedes to write TS on the whiteboard)
Sarah: "Nothing"
Mr. Moke: "Looks like someone has been subscribing to Moke Philosophy!"
Student 4: "Whaaa?"
(Mr. Moke shakes his head and precedes to write TS on the whiteboard)
by SuperUber255 January 16, 2019
Get the Moke Philosophy mug.MoKenStef was an American female R&B trio from Los Angeles, California, active in the latter 1990s. The group name was a combination of the first syllable of each member's name: Monifa, Kenya, and Stefanie. They released an album, Azz Izz, in 1995, and their biggest hit was "He's Mine", which peaked at #7 on the Billboard Hot 100. It also spent one week in the UK Singles Chart in September 1995 at #70.1 Their second single, "Sex in the Rain", was not as successful, peaking only at #63 on the US R&B chart.
The last single was intended to be "Baby Come Close", remake of Smokey Robinson's song, for which MoKenStef recorded a remix called "I Can't Help It" (this one was a cover of Michael Jackson's song). Both, album and remix versions were released promotionally on cd and vinyl, the group also made a video for it directed by Cameron Casey,2 but in the end the intended single was never released commercially.
The group also did a performance in 1995 on the Nickelodeon show All That, where they performed the remix version of "He's Mine".
The last single was intended to be "Baby Come Close", remake of Smokey Robinson's song, for which MoKenStef recorded a remix called "I Can't Help It" (this one was a cover of Michael Jackson's song). Both, album and remix versions were released promotionally on cd and vinyl, the group also made a video for it directed by Cameron Casey,2 but in the end the intended single was never released commercially.
The group also did a performance in 1995 on the Nickelodeon show All That, where they performed the remix version of "He's Mine".
by david faustino November 14, 2012
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Get the Moken troll mug.Monae is a once in a lifetime kind of girl. When you first meet her she'll be sort of shy at first and then if she's feeling you she'll slowly open up and infect you with her charming, wittty, funny, and amazingly cute personality. She'll never fail to show you a good time. The more you're in her company the more you'll fall in love with her. She's like a drug, it's very easy to become addicted to her. She's so beautiful and she doesn't even try. She's a natural. She's got long silky black hair, and big brown eyes. She's got a cute little shape and a big ass. She can be the sweetest person when she wants to be, but be careful because she also gots a feisty side and damn it's such a turn on. She's so fucking sexy. All the guys break their necks just trying to get a glimpse at her bewitching gorgeous looks. She's amazingly talented. She sings like an angel, dances like Ciara, and cooks like she should be on food network. She's determined to get the things she wants. When she falls in love, she falls in love deeply and she'll stay faithful and true to her man. She's not your average chick. She stands out from all the rest because she's one in infinity. If you haven't found yourself a Monae yet, you better! If you ask me, the definition of Monae is perfection at its finest. She's one you'll never forget.
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