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Not quite moist. But also not dry.
-I walked outside and the humidity made my skin moisey.

-Eww it's moisey out here.
moisey by Cayla Cook January 27, 2009
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What most MCR fans on tumblr call Mikey Way.

The origin is obviously the song Vampire Money
Well are you ready Ray?
YEAH
How bout you Frank?
OH, IM THERE, BABY.
AND YOU MOIKEYYY
FUCKING READY.
well i think im all right
1-2-3 GO!!!!
Moikey by poopybuttocks April 12, 2011

moseydick 

to take an excessive amount of time to complete a task
I would have gotten to the beach an hour ago but the car ahead of me was moseydicking.
moseydick by BrOhio97 August 22, 2020

Moosey Fate

Taken from Invader Zim.
To be sent unwillingly by a small, green alien to a room with a Moose in it.
"Now prepare to suffer your Moosey fate!"
Moosey Fate by r0x0rmyj0x0rz April 3, 2004
A female version of an erection.

A moist vulva that has been sexually aroused.

Sometimes used to describe young females out on the town with the perception that they're on the prowl looking for sex or available for sex.
Stephen turned me on so much I now have a moisty.
Moisty by Jazpur September 30, 2012