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Not quite moist. But also not dry.
-I walked outside and the humidity made my skin moisey.

-Eww it's moisey out here.
moisey by Cayla Cook January 27, 2009
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moisey • Moiseytseva • moises • Moisty • moosey • Mousey • Mosey • Moise • Maisey • Moisty Mire
What most MCR fans on tumblr call Mikey Way.

The origin is obviously the song Vampire Money
Well are you ready Ray?
YEAH
How bout you Frank?
OH, IM THERE, BABY.
AND YOU MOIKEYYY
FUCKING READY.
well i think im all right
1-2-3 GO!!!!
Moikey by poopybuttocks April 12, 2011

moseydick 

to take an excessive amount of time to complete a task
I would have gotten to the beach an hour ago but the car ahead of me was moseydicking.
moseydick by BrOhio97 August 22, 2020

lil mosey is green 

when lil mosey is green
"Lil Mosey is green" - Kanye East

Moosey Fate

Taken from Invader Zim.
To be sent unwillingly by a small, green alien to a room with a Moose in it.
"Now prepare to suffer your Moosey fate!"
Moosey Fate by r0x0rmyj0x0rz April 3, 2004
A female version of an erection.

A moist vulva that has been sexually aroused.

Sometimes used to describe young females out on the town with the perception that they're on the prowl looking for sex or available for sex.
Stephen turned me on so much I now have a moisty.
Moisty by Jazpur September 30, 2012
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square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
Word of the Day on October 7, 2026
A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
Word of the Day on October 6, 2026

trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
Word of the Day on October 5, 2026
The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys
Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025
Word of the Day on October 4, 2026
British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.
Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023
Word of the Day on October 3, 2026
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