Mohsinger 

When golfing, your ball hits a tree. It then ricochets right back into the fairway!

My tee shot hit a tree. I got a Mohsinger, my ball landed in the fairway!

Mohsinger by Wilczynsky May 16, 2021

All morninger 

The act of waking up around 4-5 AM or earlier for the purpose of getting some goddamn work/studying done.

I pulled an all morninger to study for an exam I won't pass anyways.

I pulled an all morninger to do that project I left lying around for 2 months...

All morninger by nobodygotthisname August 2, 2009

A Montsinger 

When during quarantine, your teacher stops caring about your mental health and sleep schedule, and starts the zoom meeting a few hours earlier than it should have been started, discarding your time and the fact that quarantine is fucking boring.

"C'mon, man. I know he isn't pulling A Montsinger again, I woke up three hours early to prepare for the zoom meeting."
Guy 2: "It's because you shit yourself on the last zoom last time."
Guy 1: "Nah, he just hasn't had his morning coffee

A Montsinger by iwillcoughonu April 23, 2020

Dirty Messinger 

When you haven't showered in between sex sessions with two different women in a 48 hour window, causing extreme odor and nausea

Carl gave Marissa the Dirty Messinger, poor girl almost barges when he dropped his pants

Dirty Messinger by Khaki Dan February 22, 2018

morninger 

1. a morning newspaper.
2. sex in the mornings.
3. a person who gets active in the mornings.

1. Most papers are morningers.
2. I think a morninger is interesting due to morning wood.
3. Most people are morningers because they are fresh at the time.

morninger by uttam maharjan August 29, 2012

Mohinderance 

A compound of the words 'Mohinder' (directly refering to the character of Mohinder Suresh of the TV series 'Heroes')and hinderance (something which is a blatant obstacle. Can also be used as a verb.

Excuse me young man, but you are a constant "Mohinderance". Shut the fuck up.

Sir, this cunt is Mohindering me.

Mohinderance by Jugger-Knorks January 21, 2009

Mohinder 

A long, exhausting, and rather pointless lecture, often given in the monotonous style of Mohinder Suresh from ABC's Heroes.

Giving Mohinders were almost a hobby to Professor X

Mohinder by Jordan Lowndes January 14, 2008