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thaa sickest extracurricular, where a bunch of teens congregate at a suhweet conference and solve all world problems in the span of two to five days. involves pimp suits and delegate dances where the hippest nerds go to writhe about in their banana republic committee duds.
"yo, where did you go this weekend? sounds like a partayyy."
"i was at model congress."
"what's that?"
"see above moron"
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Model Congress

Pure unadulterated chaos. The most chaotic environment you can experience in high school. Model Congress includes but is not limited to: Shouting at each other, Intense debate, moral quandaries, and pro-anarchy speeches. Also cursed gun image reactions.
Person 1: Wow those people are being really crazy!
Person 2: Yeah it's a real Model Congress.
Model Congress by Sir_D's Massive D September 28, 2021

Harvard Model Congress

Harvard Model Congress otherwise known as HMC, is an annual simulation of Congress. The attendees comprise of the following:
1) Kids who really care about politics and usually get emotional about controversial issues
2) Kids who go exclusively for the HMC Dane

3) Kids who go to miss 2 days of school
4) The rest of the people there

Over 1500 high school students descend upon Boston for this event, usually the Sheraton hotel. All other hotel guests are royally pissed because it takes them 20 minutes to catch an elevator. While walking down the halls of the hotel floors, one can hear things from kids screaming about legislation to kids yelling about why they get the hotel bed to themselves. One of the most popular activities at HMC is to look out your hotel window and look for people doing strange things in their hotel rooms. Generally, boys look for babes undressing near the window with the curtain undrawn. While doing this, the odds of being mooned by a guy are about 200 times more likely than actually seeing a chick, let alone a hot one undressing near the window.
Guy 1: Dude, that girl is making out with the Secretary of Defense!
Guy 2: What do you expect? This is the HMC dance.

Guy 1: Did you hear that they legally changed the drinking age to 12?
Guy 2: Sick man! Where did you hear about this?
Guy 1: I co-authored this bill at Harvard Model Congress.

rutgers model congress

1)gay
2)where some are forced, others choose to attend a weekend confrence of excessive homsexual activity
kid A: Hey bro, you doin' 4/20 upright this year?
kid B: Nah dude, I got rutgers model congress, blazing is the devil over there
Cigarette: Northern slang for a cigarette, used oft by mashed up mancunian ravers becasue of the resemblance of a hot(electric)stove to the end of a lit cigarette. Originated circa 1991 in the early halcyon days of the rave culture; we speculate during a drug fuelled hallucination by said manc.
'fuck me noel, i am bolloxed, is that a ciggy in your mouth, or the stove from me 'nans kitchen'/
General use: 'Give us a stove you cunt'
stove by anthony willison March 18, 2004
Word of the Day on August 4, 2026

Walky-Talky 

A derogatory term for able bodied people or people that can walk. This definition was coined by disabled influencer Valerie Weber
Person in wheelchair: “look at that walky-talky over there.”

Friend in wheelchair: *looking at person who is walking* “yeah haha
Walky-Talky by odd muffin October 5, 2021
Word of the Day on August 3, 2026

Scrapnel 

(N) :
All pieces left over after an art project or home improvement.
"After we made the decorations for the party, there was 'scrapnel' all over the floor"
Scrapnel by IceSniper February 22, 2025
Word of the Day on August 2, 2026