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Mixulation

The mixulation at that club was rad.
by $C-Note$ April 4, 2016
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Mislation

The process of an object accidentally falling to the ground, only to land up in the most illogical location imaginable. One could also use this term to describe a thought process that becomes so derailed, as to end up being the most improbable and awkward. To mislate something.
Yesterday, I had a case of mislation. As I took my keys out of my pocket, my friends wedding ring fell out and I couldn't find it. An hour later when I was in the kitchen, I found it in the drawer resting under a tea-strainer!

You've got to see Adam when he's been drinking, total mislation of thought. He started off telling me about his job and ended on a conversation about snail venom.
by Billy-Bob Savage October 31, 2010
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matulation

(n.) The act of masturbating and ejaculating while in bed.

Root origins: Heb. Mittah- bed

matulate(v.)
matulating(adj.)
Dude, she totally matulated last night-- just look at the bed.

Jon matulates every night while his soon to be ex-wife has sex with their body guard.

The art of matulation is hard to perfect, but with practice and focus, one can matulate in expert speed.
by hornybuttkings June 29, 2009
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Premature mickulation

When you jump the gun and try to act the hero. Seeing an opportunity to get some praise without realising what's going on.
That guy thought he was saving the day because he has been going to the gym but turns out nobody needed saving. Sounds like he suffered premature mickulation
by Crazysteve April 9, 2017
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premature e-mailulation

The act of sending an e-mail accidently while still in the middle of typing it
Sorry about that half e-mail I sent, I was guilty of premature e-mailulation
by Fungle mcDung August 16, 2010
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Modulation hands

Commonly misenterpreted for jazz hands, modulation hands are visually the same, except performed during a modulation in the piece of music which is being performed/listened to. The modulation in most cases is of a semitone difference, followed usually by a change of key. Such modulations (and thus oppertunities for the use of modulation hands) are most commonly found in music of a slightly more cheesy varietly, and gospel music.
Dude! I was singin' some gospel music in choir yesterday and I was just like 'Modulation hands!' when we got to the key change...
by Gemgems101 August 1, 2011
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Premature mickulation

Whenever you jump the gun and try to be a hero for anything going and make a dogs dinner of it.
Guy 1. Is this wrong?

Guy2. Yes I found it and I will let everybody know.

Guy 1 ok but it's fine though

Guy 2. Oh I told everybody already

Guy 1 sounds like you suffered from premature mickulation
by Crazysteve April 5, 2017
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