Miss USA 

A damn fine woman.

Person 1: Did you see Miss USA on tv last night?

Person 2:Yeah, she's a damn fine woman.

Miss USA by mattollaf April 9, 2011

Thank you, Miss USA

When someone doesn't know the answer to a simple question. (Recently, 50% of the Miss USA contestants didn't know who the Vice-President of the USA is.)

"Dude, what time is it?"
"Duh, I don't know, man."
"Thank you, Miss USA."

Thank you, Miss USA by regsixer December 12, 2012

Miss Teen USA 

A tool used by middle aged men to jerk off to young girls in swimwear.

Also, a whore factory.

"Hey man, did you see the game last night?"

"Nah, I was too busy whackin' it to the Miss Teen USA pageant."

Miss Teen USA by Mr. Deadfolx February 10, 2009