Miscuit

a fat mexican thats bad at counter strike

ur such a fucking miscuit bro, uninstall cs

by unga bunga ooga booga January 8, 2023

Miscuntscrew

Accidentally missing the vagina but successfully penetrating the booty.

Is your girl into anal? No, but I did miscuntscrew last night!

by DjLit April 5, 2016

miscunterpret

When a female misinterprets your knowledge as mansplaining.

I’m not mansplaining, you’re just miscunterpreting what I’m saying.

by Johnny Voltaire January 16, 2020

Miscunted

When a man is making love to a woman and fails to properly insert his penis into the vagina and either misses entirely or inserts his penis into her rectum.

Can occur when one or both participants are drunk.

Ex. 1
Girl: Yes, put it in! Give it to me!
Guy: God I am so drunk...
Girl: it doesn't matter! GIVE IT TO ME!
Guy: okay, okay.
Girl: *screams* No not there!
Guy: Sorry, totally miscunted.

Ex.2
Guy1: Dude, how'd it go with Mindy?
Guy2: man I totally miscunted
Guy1: really? Did she freak?
Guy2: no way - she loved it!
Guy1: Miscunt for the win!

by A-Miss-Eric-AH October 9, 2009

misquito bites

Having very small breasts

How disappointing, she only has misquito bites

by lameness1234 March 2, 2008

twitch of the misquito

A rare sexual disease among men with small penises. This disease causes men to jerk & jizz uncontrollably during sex, this is very unpleasureable. And EVERYONE hates the twitch of the misquito.

"Dawg, Did you hear about Dave? His woman left him because of his small wang & the "the twitch of the misquito".

by SAT! June 17, 2009

miscunt

To mistake a cunt

Dang, i thought you were a girl. My Miscunt

by hier6 May 24, 2011