Misquito

verb: While a girl is menstruating, a male uses a straw to inhale blood from the woman's cunt. This strange but very erotic sexual position has been known to cure polio. Misquitoing has also been refered to has vaginal vampiring.

The bitch was on her period and I was thirsty, so I decided to misquito her to rehidrate myself.

by Alex the Great #1 October 29, 2008

misquitoing

When someone eats out a girl on there period

"i found Henry misquitoing a girl he hooked up with last night"

by Space kitty September 21, 2017

misquito bites

Having very small breasts

How disappointing, she only has misquito bites

by lameness1234 March 2, 2008

twitch of the misquito

A rare sexual disease among men with small penises. This disease causes men to jerk & jizz uncontrollably during sex, this is very unpleasureable. And EVERYONE hates the twitch of the misquito.

"Dawg, Did you hear about Dave? His woman left him because of his small wang & the "the twitch of the misquito".

by SAT! June 17, 2009

Ball Misquito

When you scrunch up your testicles to your penis to make it look like a mosquitoes head

Hey Josh, have you ever made a ball misquito?

by Slowy0urself September 23, 2020

WiFi Misquito

Streaming on cellular data. It sucks up your data like a misquito.

James: Why is my phone’s storage full?
Justin: I don’t know.
James: What did you do on my phone?
Justin: I watched a movie.
James: Was it a downloaded movie?
Justin: No
James: Did it say LTE.
Justin: Yeah
James: I told you not to do WiFi Misquito

by Whythisword January 27, 2019