Mischon 

A big ol' bitch. The whitest of white girls. You think she's a great person that you might wanna fuck, but you don't.

Man, that bitch was such a Mischon. I wouldn't fuck her.

Mischon by Datgurlmmmmm April 19, 2017

michonne 

The most badass, katana-carrying black woman to grace the comic and television show, The Walking Dead.

Did you see Michonne cut that zombie's head off with that wire that Merle tied her to the post with?!

michonne by Andy Grimes October 19, 2013

sexual misconduct 

n. A sweeping phrase used to describe any range of behavior involving sex, intimacy, or genitalia that is alleged to be inappropriate by the accuser or the speaker. The behavior may be illegal such as extortion, assault and battery, or indecent exposure, but more often it is a legally ambiguous situation where two consenting adults were involved in the situation until one participant, usually the woman, seeks to contest the context, unspoken assumptions, or power dynamics in the circumstance. The disclosing party usually wishes to publicly expose or air moral qualms with the situation. Whether or not the conduct is truly wrong depends on ones personal views on matters involving gender roles, sex, marriage, jocular conduct, and workplace norms. The phrase is closely associated with the #MeToo movement whose proponents call for shifting the balance of power between genders in the workplace and opponents accuse the movement of being joyless manhaters.

I thought I had a decent role as an actress but then I needed to meet with the producer at his hotel. When he walked into the room wearing only a robe I bolted and then lost my job. That’s sexual misconduct!

I was like on this first date with a dude and he didn’t ask if I wanted white or red wine. When we got to his house he tried to hook up right away win any conversation. After a night of raunchy oral sex I really regretted it. That’s sexual misconduct!

Wow. The anchor of a morning TV show called *me*, a 21 year old intern, to his office and exposed his Johnson then walked away. He hasn’t fired me or even acknowledged my existence before or since. That guy is a strange dude and I’d say that was sexual misconduct.

sexual misconduct by Jon Snow Lives January 17, 2018

Misconstrusion 

The act of misconstruing something, or not understanding something

Your reaction was a misconstrusion of my intent!

Misconstrusion by JPAA January 16, 2011

Covid Misconduct Disorder 

A newly identified psychological disorder characterized by not complying with governmental health directives for public behavior during the COVID-19 Pandemic.

Fuck the state for telling me what to do and fuck yes, I most certainly do have a serious case of Covid Misconduct Disorder!

Covid Misconduct Disorder by Dr Bunnygirl June 22, 2020

Michonned 

Killing a zombie in a dramatic fashion; such as by samurai sword. The term is in reference to the Michonne character in the graphic novel and television series "The Walking Dead," who was infamous for her brutal and effective methods for killing zombies. Also can be written as Michonne'd or Mich0wned.

"Damn, did you see that zombie get Michonned out of nowhere by that sword?"

Michonned by Michael Bukakis August 1, 2012

MISCONFUSION 

When a confused person runs into a misunderstanding.

I took that phone message, maybe, but I'm not sure what they wanted. I'm sorry, my bad...misconfusion.

MISCONFUSION by Brettleby January 4, 2012