A very humble and humorous person. He may be shy at first but as soon as you get to know him he can be a crazy fucker! Very intelligent and smart and likes to manipulate people. A very lucky and useful person to have. So if you have a Murshed in your life you are considered very lucky and shouldn't betray him.

Hey it's Murshed!

Murshed by "My Name's Joeff" February 22, 2021

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mirsed

When you think you are getting something really good but actually something really different and inferior.

The hedge fund was very excited because they thought they had just hired a real derivatives expert. But they reazlied they were mirsed when he didn't know what delta or theta was.

mirsed by Eddie M. September 1, 2008

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to get Morshed on

to get shat on

to get Morshed on

Morshu:"Think that you can try to scam me like I'm some pawn? Well I don't have time for beggars, so get Morshed on"

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Marshed

To be or be affected by the marsh.

DUDE YOU JUST GOT FUCKING MARSHED

Marshed by Agent X August 10, 2008

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sexspan

The number of years you are still sexually active

While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.

sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022

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womp

A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.

You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.

womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011

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Poggers

When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎

Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!

Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020

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Oblication

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.

So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.

Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011

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Surf Dracula Syndrome

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.

I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!

Surf Dracula Syndrome by AOmundson June 18, 2023

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Northstarring

Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.

Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.

Northstarring by Light Bearer October 22, 2026

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