Minkster

A Minkster can also be called a MINKY. Also see:
Moogen Froogen
Minky

I'm a Minkster, a straight up mink.

Minkster by Richard. January 15, 2005

monksterbate 

When monks congregate and circle jerk while chanting to Bjork songs.

Damn, those monks sure like to monksterbate to Bjork songs.

monksterbate by Alabastor Jones November 25, 2007

Punch the Prime Minister

Australian slang for to go to the bathroom.

"I'm going to punch the prime minister!"
"I'm not done punching the prime minister!"

Punch the Prime Minister by Ello Gov'ner February 6, 2015

mindsternle 

"a cocksucking racist homophobic loser"
-tnt

mindsternle (Brandon Seville) is theodore seville's homophobic racist discarded switched at birth cousin who loooves gay porn and HATES mario and mappy and loves WORLD BASIL and HATES trans people such as Minty!

Brandon's current relationship is tofus husband....

Mindsternle hates black people

mindsternle by Comeoverhereandkissmeonmyhotmo June 27, 2023

Strawberry Milkster 

A. A man who puts his honor on the line and keeps drinking strawberry milk is known to all as Strawberry Milkster.

B. Let's say you drink too much strawberry milk during the day and wake up in the middle of the night to go to the bathroom.
But it's cold outside.
You don't want to leave the comfort of your futon.
But the urge to pee gets stronger and stronger! Anguish! Worry! Trouble! You make up your mind and go to the toilet! You stand in front of the john! You let loose! Man, that feeling of release! All that pent-up feeling being released! But then you realize you're not in front of the john, you're still under the covers! That warm feeling spreads between your thighs.
But it won't stop.
You can't stop! That's what it's all about.
That's the true nature of Strawberry Milkster! Understand?!

C. Gintoki from the anime Gintama

I drink strawberry milk for breakfast, lunch and dinner. I guess you could say I'm something of a Strawberry Milkster!

Strawberry Milkster by FrenchPea January 5, 2020

Minister of Sneers 

Someone who is so sarcastic they forget the original point they were trying to make. A Minister of Sneers will spout such acidic verbiage that they often burn themselves in the process. A person who holds this position enjoys the process of cutting people (or things) down to a level above normal sarcasm. Often confused with an Office Monkey.

Our cubicle Minister of Sneers made so much fun of my new car I was embarrassed and returned it to the dealership.

-or-
The Minister of Sneers made fun of the Republican candidate, but then fell silent when the Democratic nominee took the same position.

Minister of Sneers by Lawrence Triptathane January 31, 2008

Mickster 

A term for a non-committal, yet successful, single professional female that has surpassed the dreaded 30 year old mark. Micksters aren't quite like cougars, but they are not far off the mark. They think they can still relate with the twenty something crowd and often congregate in dive bars and watering holes during happy hour. Girly drinks such as cosmos don't apply to Micksters and they are satisfied shot-gunning heavily hopped up beers. Micksters are often characterized by their witty personalities and sensible attire such as comfortable flat shoes. You will never see a Mickster with a boyfriend because they are too busy being non-committal and downing said alcoholic beverages. If gone unchecked a Mickster will go straight passing cougar status and enter "sugar mama" status after 10 years.

I hit it off with this chick at the bar but she totally blew me off. What a Mickster!

I got passed up for a promotion at work by a Mickster. She wasn't even excited and went straight to happy hour for an IPA.

I got Mickster'ed at the bar after unsuccessfully trying to get her number for 3 hours!

Mickster by stevieb750 April 9, 2013