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menkster 

The area inbetween a man's balls and penis.

"Man my Menkster is itching me horribly"...

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monksterbate 

When monks congregate and circle jerk while chanting to Bjork songs.
Damn, those monks sure like to monksterbate to Bjork songs.
monksterbate by Alabastor Jones November 25, 2007
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Meekster 

A prominent member of a clan of inept dimwitted buffoons usually related by birth. Often has a comically over-exaggerated belief of his sports acumen. A little sister of the intellectually poor. An Incestuous Basterd.
The 3 Meeksters are a pack of wild hyenas
Meekster by NastyOne October 12, 2011

meekster 

A shy, timid, weedy, meek person. Can be found skulking around the halls of a school avoiding people, hunched in the library, or shuffling along purposelessly. Usually small, poorly dressed, and relatively solitary.
Haha that meekster never talks
meekster by i<3eid September 26, 2010

Meekster 

Cuntie likes to play the quimby in a meekster
Meekster by NastyOne October 14, 2011

Mankster 

A mexican wankster. Wankster; a wannabe gangster.
That guy ain't nuttin but a mankster.
Mankster by Rolondo December 31, 2005

mensterbating 

It's when a women masterbates while menstruating.
"What's her problem, is she just weird, or is she mensterbating."
mensterbating by Dr Delta SP. Oz October 26, 2013
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A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
Word of the Day on September 18, 2026
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