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Mindreader 

Someone who can read minds and know what to say about what your thinking
That dudes a Mindreader he knows what i am thinking
Mindreader by 201HH November 25, 2020
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mindbender 

(1) Epiphanous (or ridiculous) concept.

(2) Extremely well-crafted guitar.
(1) Farenheit 9/11 was a real mindbender!
(or) Dean's latest speech was a real mindbender, even for him!

(2) "My mama was an Epiphone, my daddy was a Fender. That's why they call me....
mindbender by Milo Mindbender May 18, 2005

Mindweaver 

Mindweaver;

Used about a person who can/does manipulate other people’s opinion or minds - Not necessarily in a negative way.

A mindweavers methods is in no way related to hypnosis or Indoctrination, it is related to manipulation, sweet talk, and gossiping.

Mindweaving is done in order to gain from it, (The gain could be anything, sex, money, politics, ect.)

Mindweaving could also be used to move a specific situation in a preferred direction that suits the mindweaver.

In many ways a mindweaver is similar to a spin-doctor but on much smaller scale.
I tell you that guy is a mindweaver - he will say anything to make a sale.
Mindweaver by I am the mindweaver October 25, 2009

The Baby Mind Reader 

pronoun

Derek Ogilvie is a Scottish "psychic" (or rather psycho) who uses cold reading techniques, and pretends in all seriousness that he can read unruly babies' minds for their parents. What he actually does is mention a series of possible reasons why the mother is single or the couple aren't getting on very well until he hits the jackpot and they cry, having not imparted any practical advice as to how to deal with the errant child. He has a television show in the UK on Channel 5. He's a fraud.
I can't see how anyone actually believes The Baby Mind Reader is actually a psychic... he's blatantly guessing.
The Baby Mind Reader by Dijital-JB September 19, 2006

mindbender 

Slang for a marijuana cigarette.
The band stepped out back for a mindbender before the show.
He took out all the stems and seeds to roll a nice mindbender.
mindbender by MustangGT September 25, 2005

Mind Reader 

A mind reader is a person or machine that can tell what people are thinking. Three things a mind reader should never do is, reveal their secrets, Disrespect privacy, and gossip.
Josh: “Hey mind Reader! How do u read minds? Tell me your ways!!!”

Mind reader: “I must not, a mind reader should never reveal their secrets.”

Josh: “Oh yeah, the three rules. I’m sorry, I understand and respect your personal space.”

Mind Reader: “ Yes, Have a Wonderful day!”
Mind Reader by Oxford Dctnry August 16, 2019

MindEraser 

A Xanax Blunt. Consisting of one half xanax bar and three parts marijuana substance.
A Xanax blunt is a MindEraser.
MindEraser by Dinkran January 24, 2009
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murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
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In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
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Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
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God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
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