Miltj

Miltj, the sort of man who easily slays puss, with charm and non-alcoholic beverages, he's honestly a great mate, but a bit of a melt. Miss u homie ❤️ Pronounced- cunt

'Miltj, don't melt'
'I'm a hard man myself u know' - Miltj 2018

by GusBIGWERNERBOI September 26, 2018

Miltzed

Getting reamed hard , melting then being unfairly but humorously banned from an internet thread

Why was I Miltzed from that thread?

Morgan was really Miltzed in that thread

by Campaigner February 18, 2015

Milton Hershey High School

The only school in Pennsylvania where you can put weed in chocolate and nobody will notice. This school is for tryhards who are willing to sacrifice 98% of their sleep to learn about their school's founder's favorite color on June 27, 1903 (SPECIFICALLY) at 5:12 AM. This school is managed by the board of directors who happen to elect themselves, who have decided to use ICED TEA as a retardedly long acronym. Before attending this school, if you happen to like salt, don't. If you enjoy using household appliances, then you better not go to this school, unless you want to be cleaning like it's 1899. Overall this is a 5 star school, as rated by on-campus house parents.👍

Person 1: You're going to jail for child molestation
Person 2: Wait no!
Person 1: What?
Person 2: I can just be a house parent at Milton Hershey High School!
Person 3: I'll take my shirt off for a Hershey Kiss.
Person 4: So Persons 2 and 3, you reserved the back room of Founders Hall right?

by Kathrine Hershey July 2, 2021

milton cleans

A term/noun and/or Axe/POD patch for *that* clean tone developed and used by Fell Silent / TesseracT / MONUMENTS / Heart Of A Coward / Hacktivist.

Named after the British town Milton Keynes, where most of these bands are from.

"How do you get that snazzy Milton clean sound out of your Axe-Fx mate?"

or

"Fuck bands like Hacktivist who think they're MONUMENTS, fucking hacks stealing all the cool Milton cleans swag, leave it."

by djentisamyth November 9, 2012

mitja

Mitja can be Imagined, but if you get to know him better then he is quite different. Mitja has a great humor. If he makes a joke everyone must laugh. He is a good friend and can talk with him about everything. When he falls in love with a girl, he does not get away so fast from her. Mitja is mysterious. You dont know whats going on in his head. He is dressed like a hipster and like peoble which have a special style.

A: Mitja is so imagined. He really thinks he is something special.
B: thats not true. If you get to know him better, he is the nicest and funniest boy in the world.

A: if you think.

B: give him a chance.

by Hundeliebe December 28, 2016

Milton Waddams

The squirrely looking guy in your office who mumbles a lot about nothing and eventually sets the building on fire.

Milton Waddams: "And I said, I don't care if they lay me off either, because I told, I told Bill that if they move my desk one more time, then, then I'm, I'm quitting,.. I'm going to quit. And, and I told Dom too, because they've moved my desk... four times already this year, and I used to be over by the window, and I could see... the squirrels, and they were merry, but then, they switched... from the Swingline to the Boston stapler, but I kept my Swingline stapler because it didn't bind up as much,.. and I kept the staples for the Swingline stapler and it's not okay because if they take my stapler then I'll have to... I'll set the building on fire..."

by Falkon January 5, 2006

Miltablishment

Portmanteau word combining military and establishment.

Used typically by political journalists and pundits to refer to Pakistan's powerful military, which plays an enormous role in shaping the country's security and foreign policies.

The Miltablishment’s preferred strategy now is to remain in control of the commanding heights of “national security”

by ~covfefe March 13, 2019