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Miltj, the sort of man who easily slays puss, with charm and non-alcoholic beverages, he's honestly a great mate, but a bit of a melt. Miss u homie ❤️ Pronounced- cunt
'Miltj, don't melt'
'I'm a hard man myself u know' - Miltj 2018
Miltj by GusBIGWERNERBOI September 26, 2018
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Getting reamed hard , melting then being unfairly but humorously banned from an internet thread
Why was I Miltzed from that thread?

Morgan was really Miltzed in that thread
Miltzed by Campaigner February 18, 2015
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Miltj • miltjob • Milton • Milt • miltf • Miljana • Milton Academy • miljan • Milja • milojko

Milton Hershey High School

The only school in Pennsylvania where you can put weed in chocolate and nobody will notice. This school is for tryhards who are willing to sacrifice 98% of their sleep to learn about their school's founder's favorite color on June 27, 1903 (SPECIFICALLY) at 5:12 AM. This school is managed by the board of directors who happen to elect themselves, who have decided to use ICED TEA as a retardedly long acronym. Before attending this school, if you happen to like salt, don't. If you enjoy using household appliances, then you better not go to this school, unless you want to be cleaning like it's 1899. Overall this is a 5 star school, as rated by on-campus house parents.👍
Person 1: You're going to jail for child molestation
Person 2: Wait no!
Person 1: What?
Person 2: I can just be a house parent at Milton Hershey High School!
Person 3: I'll take my shirt off for a Hershey Kiss.
Person 4: So Persons 2 and 3, you reserved the back room of Founders Hall right?

milton cleans 

A term/noun and/or Axe/POD patch for *that* clean tone developed and used by Fell Silent / TesseracT / MONUMENTS / Heart Of A Coward / Hacktivist.

Named after the British town Milton Keynes, where most of these bands are from.
"How do you get that snazzy Milton clean sound out of your Axe-Fx mate?"

or

"Fuck bands like Hacktivist who think they're MONUMENTS, fucking hacks stealing all the cool Milton cleans swag, leave it."
milton cleans by djentisamyth November 9, 2012
Mitja can be Imagined, but if you get to know him better then he is quite different. Mitja has a great humor. If he makes a joke everyone must laugh. He is a good friend and can talk with him about everything. When he falls in love with a girl, he does not get away so fast from her. Mitja is mysterious. You dont know whats going on in his head. He is dressed like a hipster and like peoble which have a special style.
A: Mitja is so imagined. He really thinks he is something special.
B: thats not true. If you get to know him better, he is the nicest and funniest boy in the world.

A: if you think.

B: give him a chance.
mitja by Hundeliebe December 28, 2016

Milton Waddams 

The squirrely looking guy in your office who mumbles a lot about nothing and eventually sets the building on fire.
Milton Waddams: "And I said, I don't care if they lay me off either, because I told, I told Bill that if they move my desk one more time, then, then I'm, I'm quitting,.. I'm going to quit. And, and I told Dom too, because they've moved my desk... four times already this year, and I used to be over by the window, and I could see... the squirrels, and they were merry, but then, they switched... from the Swingline to the Boston stapler, but I kept my Swingline stapler because it didn't bind up as much,.. and I kept the staples for the Swingline stapler and it's not okay because if they take my stapler then I'll have to... I'll set the building on fire..."
Milton Waddams by Falkon January 5, 2006

Miltablishment

Portmanteau word combining military and establishment.

Used typically by political journalists and pundits to refer to Pakistan's powerful military, which plays an enormous role in shaping the country's security and foreign policies.
The Miltablishment’s preferred strategy now is to remain in control of the commanding heights of “national security”
Miltablishment by ~covfefe March 13, 2019
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A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
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murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
Word of the Day on September 18, 2026
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