Definitions by Falkon

cager

a popular word among motorcyclists and bicyclists for four wheeled motor vehicle drivers. The term is often used in a derogative sense, because the car body effectively forms a cage, isolating the said driver from having to interact with other road users.

The term was coined by motorcyclists.

Some ignorant cager nearly hit me while I was biking. Idiot obviously wants a U-lock to the face.

cager by Falkon November 6, 2006

U-lock 

A heavy gauge metal lock used primarily for securing bicycles. The U-lock gets it's name from a 'U' shaped metal rod that has cutouts at each end to fit into a horizontal locking bar. This is considered to be one of the best bicycle locks.

My bike U-lock is heavy, but at least my bike won't get stolen.

U-lock by Falkon November 6, 2006

U-lock Justice 

Vigilante justice taken against aggressive motorists or "cagers," by bikers.

The heavy U-lock used to lock the bike is used to do damage to a vehicle, like by taking off a mirror.

U-lock Justice is not legal justice, but it's the only justice some cyclists get for being hit by inconsiderate motorists.

I saw some stupid cager get a dose of U-lock Justice after he tried to hit that messenger.

U-lock Justice by Falkon November 6, 2006

fayt 

A word popularized by automotivetech.org for something that is either homosexual or just lame. This word is often used as a noun, but can be an adjective as well.

The word stems from the often misspelling of the word 'gay' as 'fay' and the acceptance.

I got a hard on when the TSA put his finger up my butt.
Wow, you're quite a fayt.

That's just fayt.

fayt by Falkon November 3, 2006

Milton Waddams 

The squirrely looking guy in your office who mumbles a lot about nothing and eventually sets the building on fire.

Milton Waddams: "And I said, I don't care if they lay me off either, because I told, I told Bill that if they move my desk one more time, then, then I'm, I'm quitting,.. I'm going to quit. And, and I told Dom too, because they've moved my desk... four times already this year, and I used to be over by the window, and I could see... the squirrels, and they were merry, but then, they switched... from the Swingline to the Boston stapler, but I kept my Swingline stapler because it didn't bind up as much,.. and I kept the staples for the Swingline stapler and it's not okay because if they take my stapler then I'll have to... I'll set the building on fire..."

Milton Waddams by Falkon January 5, 2006