The round, full-view shape, eponymously
named after a family uncle, is clean, smart
and fastidious. First introduced in the 1930's,
the frame with the longest lineage is sleek
and understated just like the powerful
outsiders who made the frames famous —
think Andy Warhol, John Lennon, Harry
Truman and Gandhi, to name a few.
Milted is when you get fucking owned by milty and lose all your pride and then try to fight back but then lose even more pride and then eat shit and then try to make fun of how many times I used and in the same sentence and then eat my shit anyway tsunami~~~~~~ ???????