Milti 

Mother I'd Like To Impregnate. A sophisticated woman from a good family with an outstanding body you'd like to keep around.

Andrew: Did you see that chick across the street?
Brandon: WHAAATTT???? DIBS!
Scott: She's a straight MILTI bro.

Milti by CinnamonScone June 29, 2010

melting pearls on my tummy 

Spanking the monkey. Masturbation.

"Well, I'll be upstairs melting pearls on my tummy if you need me." Roger on American Dad

melting pearls on my tummy by tibu March 9, 2012

Mili

A really kind person that always cares about you. They are great at sports and especially dance. They are the best of friends you could have.

Mili is amazing

Mili by Lilstrawb December 20, 2018

Milia

Milia is one of a kind. She is beautiful and smart but do not understand it herself. If you know a Milia in your life you’re lucky. People may think she’s a hoe sometimes but deep down she’s sensitive and really care about everyone. Every guy want her, and if you get her you shouldn’t ever let her go, because she could be the best thing that have happened to you. She can talk to everybody and have many friends but her close friends are the most important to her. Many are jealous because they think she has everything but she’s still a human and can feel terrible but it will alway get better. She is the most beautiful human, inside and out. She will be something great!

Wish I looked like her, Milia.

Milia by 1person.abc February 1, 2020

Milica 

The most wonderful girl you will ever meet . She's beautiful inside and out . Every guy has had a secret crush on her at some point of their life . Who could blame them after all her amazing personality and gorgeous face that hypnotizes you and makes you fall in love with her in an instant . She's generally tall and athletic . She's a total package. Beautiful eyes and kissable lips . The best part about her is her intelligence . She is so damn smart .The sexiest woman alive . She's a sex monster and can rock your world . If you want to hook up with a babe and have a good time ,go find yourself a milica.

Guy 1: who's that girl you're dating again? The beautiful one ? Guy 2: oh you mean milica?

Guy 1 : You're so fucking lucky , she's so cool .damn man I'm so jealous , I wish I had a girlfriend as beautiful and sexy as yours .
Guy1: I know what can I say ...

Milica by Damnimhot August 29, 2012

MILFITAAFIHM 

Mother I'd Like to Fuck In the Ass And Finish In Her Mouth

Horny Teenager: Dude, look at that MILFITAAFIHM!

MILFITAAFIHM by Frabianc May 15, 2011

Melting Pearls 

It is the process of ejaculation onto your own stomach. The resulting mess resembles a pearl melting.

I may be a little late for the party, I'm busy melting pearls at the moment.

Melting Pearls by Starxy June 14, 2015