Milk Dick

A homosexual but generally homophobic adolescent

Young man, you're being called a milk dick because you claim to hate gays , but you're kissing another boy on the lips.

by Mr. Moose the 1st July 26, 2016

milk-dick

A small poodle used for ass wiping.

Magen Poster is a milk-dick.

by Nathanial Beddington February 25, 2010

Kitchen Milk Dick

(KMD) - The penises natural state. A flaccid phallus with no expectation of being seen or interacted with.

I just saw Draven get out of the shower and he was rocking a total kitchen milk dick.

by Jack2748 March 22, 2025

Dick Milk

The milky white substance that comes out of a penis during the climax, usually during sex or masturbation. It's also known as Sperm, Ejaculation, and Cum.

"Fill me up with your dick milk"
"My dick milk soaked the bed sheets"

by aoibh120 June 11, 2019

Dick Milk

When your semen is very thin, So thin it is actually a liquid and its wholesome enough to serve to someone as a drink.

Sherry doesn't know this but I actually slipped some dick milk in her cup. Its hard to notice it but she isn't actually drinking a vanilla milk shake.

by Tony yayo December 1, 2003

milk jug dick

This is quite the legendary penis that you'll be happy to come across. This kind of cock is extremely large in size, and when you pop that willy you can expect to get cum fire hosed into your face. Typically this cock can fill up a milk jug in the maximum of 3 seconds.

Tim: Put the money in the fucking bag!
Jerry: Or what...

Tim: *drops pants and reveals milk jug dick*
Jerry: (under breath) Holy Fuck, we're screwed...

by NightmareFuel13 January 14, 2019

dick milk

The stuff that your sperm is in

damn, that was some yummy dick milk!
Someone got Dick Milk on my peanut butter! Someone got Dick Milk on my chocolate! MMMMMM!

by penis man February 16, 2005