Milk Dick

A homosexual but generally homophobic adolescent

Young man, you're being called a milk dick because you claim to hate gays , but you're kissing another boy on the lips.

by Mr. Moose the 1st March 15, 2016

milk-dick

A small poodle used for ass wiping.

Magen Poster is a milk-dick.

by Nathanial Beddington February 25, 2010

milking a dick

After ejaculating and while laying in bed your significant other grabs the shaft of your cock and begins to milk it to extract the rest of the semen in your penis.

Nicole began milking a dick (my penis) after I exploded inside her vagina.

by Milking a Dick June 19, 2018

milk jug dick

This is quite the legendary penis that you'll be happy to come across. This kind of cock is extremely large in size, and when you pop that willy you can expect to get cum fire hosed into your face. Typically this cock can fill up a milk jug in the maximum of 3 seconds.

Tim: Put the money in the fucking bag!
Jerry: Or what...

Tim: *drops pants and reveals milk jug dick*
Jerry: (under breath) Holy Fuck, we're screwed...

by NightmareFuel13 January 14, 2019

Milked your Dick

When victorious in a competition used as smack talk to rub the defeat in your opponents face.

Dude, I just milked your dick. You bitch

by I've been Raped hard... March 28, 2011

Dick Milk

The milky white substance that comes out of a penis during the climax, usually during sex or masturbation. It's also known as Sperm, Ejaculation, and Cum.

"Fill me up with your dick milk"
"My dick milk soaked the bed sheets"

by aoibh120 June 12, 2019

Dick Milk

When your semen is very thin, So thin it is actually a liquid and its wholesome enough to serve to someone as a drink.

Sherry doesn't know this but I actually slipped some dick milk in her cup. Its hard to notice it but she isn't actually drinking a vanilla milk shake.

by Tony yayo December 02, 2003