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milfiest 

Something that is the most milfy; Having the characteristics of a MILF such that it stands above all other MILFs.
That porn is the milfiest I have ever seen, so much so that I didn't even have to use lotion!
milfiest by Dr. Balls May 4, 2005

Milfestation 

Milfestation means manifesting becoming a "milf" in the future (Milf: Mother I'd Like to Fuck, or an attractive older woman). From the word Manifesting or "to manifest". A young person could Milfest that they will be an attractive mom.
Popularised by the account @fijiwater on Instagram, who is using the technique of Milfestation
My bestie is so pretty I'm milfesting for her.
Man I'm so hot, this will be my number one Milfestation.
Milfestation by Cl3mentinia April 21, 2021
When two people from different branches of the military hook up.
Ryan and Diane are a milcest couple.
milcest by Urban pervert May 5, 2018

milfdestroyer9000 

milfdestroyer9000 is amazing.

MILFcentric

Focusing on MILFs to the exclusion of other PILFs, such as GILFs, DILFs, and XILFs; implicitly regarding MILFs as preeminent.
What you said was highly MILFcentric.
MILFcentric by parmesanfresh September 17, 2023
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A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
Word of the Day on October 6, 2026

trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
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The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys
Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025
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British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.
Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023
Word of the Day on October 3, 2026

Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.
Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026
Word of the Day on October 2, 2026
Literally "dirty" pronounced with a West Indian accent. Can also have a positive connotation, for example Sean Paul's album title "Dutty Rock".
"The girl is pretty but she corrupt and dutty!"

or, in a positive usage:

"Booya! That freestyle was dutty!"
Dutty by J Hall April 3, 2003
Word of the Day on October 1, 2026
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