2 definitions by moisteggroll

Verb: randomly tossing a device playing the song “I’ll Make A Man Out Of You” from Mulan to someone and forcing them to sing along.
*tosses phone to friend*
“YOU’VE BEEN MULANED!”
“Oh shit..... WE MUST BE SWIFT AS A COURSING RIVER!”
by moisteggroll November 19, 2017
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deleting an app before it finishes downloading
Right after the Tinder download started, I realized I meant to download Bumble instead. Luckily I was able to get an appbortion before the download finished- now I can live an easy life where women message me first.
by moisteggroll April 3, 2018
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