A totally useless trucking company that hires only retards and unskilled drivers who usually fuck up so bad that they bring shame to the trucking community.
acronyms for S.W.I.F.T
1. See What I Fucked up Today
2. Sure Wish I Finished Training
3. So What If I Fuck Toddlers
4. T.F.I.W.S that's SWIFT backwards for Two Fags In A White Semi
1. See What I Fucked up Today
2. Sure Wish I Finished Training
3. So What If I Fuck Toddlers
4. T.F.I.W.S that's SWIFT backwards for Two Fags In A White Semi
by Blue Koi September 16, 2013
A sickness caused by over consumption of Taylor Swift music. Symptoms include: Tears, over exuberant joy, anxiety, dizziness, shortness of breath, personality change.
May cause you to become bedridden for an undetermined amount of time. Treatments are yet to be discovered.
May cause you to become bedridden for an undetermined amount of time. Treatments are yet to be discovered.
by Krispee September 13, 2010
by Chavalavadingdong May 09, 2005
(Person 1) John broke up with Lucy
(Person 2) Man she is so going to SWIFT him
(Person 1) I know she is probely SWIFTING him tonight at the show
(Person 2) man she probely all ready SWIFTED him!!!!
(Person 2) Man she is so going to SWIFT him
(Person 1) I know she is probely SWIFTING him tonight at the show
(Person 2) man she probely all ready SWIFTED him!!!!
by ThatMusicGroup5 April 12, 2015
To be in a short and unsatisfying relationship with Taylor Swift, only to have a write an insulting song about you after you break up.
Person 1: Did you hear? Harry Styles and Taylor Swift just broke up! He's totally about to be swifted!!
Person 2: Really? I guess he's about to join the ranks of Joe Jonas, Jake Gyllenhaal, John Mayer, and all those other poor fools who got caught in the witch's trap.
Person 1: Wow, maybe she's the problem.
Person 2: It doesn't matter to her since she gets paid for every guy she swifts
Person 2: Really? I guess he's about to join the ranks of Joe Jonas, Jake Gyllenhaal, John Mayer, and all those other poor fools who got caught in the witch's trap.
Person 1: Wow, maybe she's the problem.
Person 2: It doesn't matter to her since she gets paid for every guy she swifts
by PeePeePooPooShire January 09, 2013
In reference to a person who is well-dressed. Saying that someone looks swift is the same as saying they look sharp, suave, or classy.
by Fog City October 11, 2007