Molandered

When you apologize to the team for missing the game but send that apology too early and can totally make it to the hockey game after all.

Player 1: Sorry I missed game. Was t feeling well so laid down & slept right through it.
Player 2: See you tonight right? Game is 9:50
Player 1: Oh shit, lol. I was thinking it was 5:30 like last week.
Player 2: Are we getting Molandered? Dude see you tonight.

by Senior Icehog May 1, 2023

Moland

Refers to the State of Utah and surrounding region in which Mormons predominate. See Jewland.

Since moving back to Moland, Jake has stopped cussing, smoking, and doing everything else that made him interesting.

by John Lewis Needham June 29, 2006

Moland

Last name of the next big drug dealer!

You’re gonna be a moland!

by 128463729226157 November 10, 2019

Åsa Molander

A person who's very patriotic and loves their country to an extreme extent. So much that they become a teacher in that country's language and force it upon children.

A: "OMG I'm such an Åsa Molander!"
B: "So you like torturing children?"

by fransosse March 22, 2022

Milou molander

Milou molander is the name of an extremely annoying, stupid and ugly person.

I wish Milou molander didn’t exist

by Lars person November 14, 2020

Molands Burn

1) A weak ass burn

2) A weak attempt to perpetrate a "yo momma" joke on another person resulting in no laughs

3) To embarrass oneself by making a poor joke

-Josh "Man, my dick hurts"
-Jeffery "That what's your mama said after I banged her last night"
-Josh "Oh snap you just totally Molands burned me."

by Bobbaluga May 16, 2011