Molandered

When you apologize to the team for missing the game but send that apology too early and can totally make it to the hockey game after all.

Player 1: Sorry I missed game. Was t feeling well so laid down & slept right through it.
Player 2: See you tonight right? Game is 9:50
Player 1: Oh shit, lol. I was thinking it was 5:30 like last week.
Player 2: Are we getting Molandered? Dude see you tonight.

by Senior Icehog May 1, 2023

Åsa Molander

A person who's very patriotic and loves their country to an extreme extent. So much that they become a teacher in that country's language and force it upon children.

A: "OMG I'm such an Åsa Molander!"
B: "So you like torturing children?"

by fransosse March 22, 2022

mailandered

to be screwed over by someone who says they love you, but all the while screwing anything that moves.

I got mailandered by John for a whole year!

by suck guppy December 21, 2008

mommandered

When you introduce your friend to your mom and she ends up gargaling his balls

After Jerry came over last night, he mommandered me. He told everyone she garggled his balls like listerine. But really he was just booshwebbled.

by Slyrogers October 12, 2017

Milanderer

Milanderer - someone who has wandering hands whilst in bed with another person. They like to feel or grope someone sexually.

'I was trying to get to sleep but that guy kept running his hands up my thighs, he's such a milanderer.'

A mix between the sounds and meanings of 'philanderer' (a flirt or fickle lover) and 'to meander' (to wander).

by Julia Sidwell May 9, 2007

Milou molander

Milou molander is the name of an extremely annoying, stupid and ugly person.

I wish Milou molander didn’t exist

by Lars person November 14, 2020

Mandered

To mess something up totally or to take it up the anus

Man last night I went to the bar and some guy took me home and mandered m.

by shadbeck September 19, 2021