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miking off
surreptitiously masturbating in public, this is not limited to canoing, hiking, driving, plane flights, bicycling, using public restrooms, or ancient ruins.
Louis: So, i was just miking off in the canoe with zach
Oscar: Really? Did zach know?
Louis: No, if he knew it would have just been beating off.
Oscar: Really? Did zach know?
Louis: No, if he knew it would have just been beating off.
miking off by goochypoo June 7, 2011
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Mikyng • miking • Mikingbing • miking off • mikangelo • miking-it • Miking Out • MikyGaming • Mikyn • Mikynka
Miking Out
Miking Out by Genie is life June 10, 2018
MikyGaming
When you think of something that is brainless, completely devoid of logic, outrageously unreasonable, nonsensical, entitled, overemotional, underperforming and egoistical, chances are, you wouldn't be able to come up with someone to fit all these categories perfectly. This is where the special phenomenon, known as MikyGaming, actually becomes useful for the first time in history. MikyGaming is a form of unfortunate disease or curse to get struck by. In the event that one is inflicted, their braincells would ascend to be far too smart for anyone to understand. Common symptoms shown are: extreme self contradiction, worshipping of the wrong things, stubborn, etc. Thankfully, this disease is being contained, since the one and only person infected by it is actually to full of himself to interact with others.
MikyGaming by nlnjawacky November 8, 2020
Butter Miking the Ranch
When Someone Cums in a partly used bottle of Ranch Dressing and puts it back in the fridge for others to use.
I caught My roommate Ryan using the Ranch I bought without asking me first. That's why I Butter Milked the ranch last night. One ever caught me Butter Miking the Ranch!
Butter Miking the Ranch by Beekeeper Jeff April 19, 2019
Mikynlee
Mikynlee by Muffmaster6969 June 8, 2020
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