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miking off 

surreptitiously masturbating in public, this is not limited to canoing, hiking, driving, plane flights, bicycling, using public restrooms, or ancient ruins.
Louis: So, i was just miking off in the canoe with zach

Oscar: Really? Did zach know?

Louis: No, if he knew it would have just been beating off.
miking off by goochypoo June 7, 2011
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The action of a person that is so awkward that the general public and those around the person do not know how to react or respond; stuttering occurs during this action.
He was miking like crazy in front of those girls.
Miking by Heps99 September 21, 2011

Miking Out 

Going for crazy for men or a certain object. Raging until you shit your pants
Mike is Miking Out for Luker
Miking Out by Genie is life June 10, 2018
Mikeing is a very lame attempt at a comeback developed by a guy named "Mike" who thinks hes clever but fails on all levels to deliver a comeback that makes an ounce of sense or truth. In turn he will make up things to 'burn' people with and it never quite works out the way he intended it to.
He thought mikeing her would do it but he couldn't think of anything factual to use so he made up something stupid instead.
mikeing by yozanglang March 10, 2008

mikeing your beer 

The act of putting the entire end of your beer bottle in your mouth, and then removing it so as to produce a popping sound and causing the beer to foam over
Wow, you're great at mikeing your beer!!! I've never seen so much foam in my life!!!
mikeing your beer by Saint Syd January 1, 2009
The pursuit of a pointless argument against all logic when there is no hope or promise of reconciliation.
"John, stop mikaling with Suzie. You know it won't get you anywhere."
Mikaling by Rustic Johnny August 8, 2005