A crazy mexican version of miffy. More crazy then the normal miffy. Gets fucked up on tequila shots and abuses partners. Smashes tacos and yurns for cum sauce
"fuck she got real el miffoed last night and through the poor little boy through the kitchen door"
A young man that prefers to have sex with MILFs (who are usually older) over young women his own age.
"Man, look at that milf over there! I'd hit that in a second", said Brian.
"Dude, you always say shit like that, what are you, a milfomaniac?", replied Steve.
The miffon is a mythicalcreation similar to Griffons or Chimeras. It is a mutton muffin in the shape of a mitten. It provides warmth and sustenance and awesome.
It was so cold yesterday I had to wear miffons, but by the afternoon it was warm enough to enjoy them as a snack.