Miffon 

The miffon is a mythical creation similar to Griffons or Chimeras. It is a mutton muffin in the shape of a mitten. It provides warmth and sustenance and awesome.

It was so cold yesterday I had to wear miffons, but by the afternoon it was warm enough to enjoy them as a snack.

Miffon by Miffon Master December 7, 2010

miffunderstanding 

a situation in which a misunderstanding leads to one or all parties involved becoming "miffed".

It was all one big miffunderstanding.

miffunderstanding by Mow watte October 9, 2008

el miffo 

A crazy mexican version of miffy. More crazy then the normal miffy. Gets fucked up on tequila shots and abuses partners. Smashes tacos and yurns for cum sauce

"fuck she got real el miffoed last night and through the poor little boy through the kitchen door"

el miffo by henryhenryhenderson October 17, 2015

Miffner 

A person who sucks the discharge out of a prostitute's vagina with a straw.

Jessie loved the prostitutes and was a huge miffner.
The people from Bracebridge love to call each other miffners cause that is their pass time.

Miffner by annonemy January 12, 2010

Miffton

A very sneaky girl who lurks the party searching out the drunkest guy at the party to take to her lair. She searches the party like a shark looking for dinner, and when she sniffs you out she goes in for the kill. Her sneaky line that lures guys in is "wanna go watch tv?" SO WATCH OUT!!! Only the drunkest guy will fall for this and only in a dark and shady place, because when the lights come on she should hide like a cockroach for she should not bring the face of danger into public....her face resembles a vagina that just ejected a load of mung, ewwww. so be careful, cause she'll get ya!!

Watch out or that Miffton will get ya!!

Miffton by The Morgantown Miffton January 27, 2009

Miffens 

Miffens - a random nickname given to anyone. It all started when I tried asking my friend if he wanted a cookie or muffin, and I called him Miffens.

This is just for fun.

Caption Miffens, there is no more rum!

Miffens by BunnieFluffy March 25, 2010

Miffin's Bridge

The area between the anus and either male or female genitalia.

It was all going well until I got to Miffin's Bridge and then I notice Derek had grade A piles that were bleeding so I had to come back up for air.

Miffin's Bridge by Burns and Rob February 27, 2010