The miffon is a mythical creation similar to Griffons or Chimeras. It is a mutton muffin in the shape of a mitten. It provides warmth and sustenance and awesome.
It was so cold yesterday I had to wear miffons, but by the afternoon it was warm enough to enjoy them as a snack.
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The people from Bracebridge love to call each other miffners cause that is their pass time.
The people from Bracebridge love to call each other miffners cause that is their pass time.
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