Midsem

The season that falls out in the middle of the winter when ave m is packed with seminary girls bec they all came back for pesach

Hey guys wanna go to M it’s Midsem

by Joseph’s Monday night March 15, 2023

Wiener Misdemeanor

A code name for masturbation by a male.


For Example:

(Travis comes out of the bathroom.)

Jacob: Man you were in there for like 15 minutes...

Travis: Yeah I was committing a wiener misdemeanor.

by TFJM December 16, 2008

Midsomer Norton

A beautiful, quaint, Somerset town known for its slag heap and slags, skate park and Docky's deli. Town name inspired Anthony Horowitz with the name of the TV show Midsomer Murders. Aka the center of the universe (google it) and the ketamine capital (thanks BBC panorama)

Fuck Midsomer Norton mate, full of coke-heads and pregnant teens all pretending to be gangster that would last 10 seconds in London before crying for their mummy

by Midsomer Norton man June 14, 2018

Petty Misdemeanor

A Petty Misdemeanor is the lowest class of Civil Offense. It is not a crime, and thus is not technically classified as breaking the law.

It generally results from breaking a City Ordinance, such as illegal parking, letting your dog off a leash in a leash required area, or a very minor shoplifting offense.

Petty Misdemeanors, in terms of severity, are below Misdemeanors, which are below crimes. Petty Misdemeanors, by law, cannot require jail time and any fines imposed shall not exceed $300.

Ordinances are passed by cities, since cities cannot technically enact laws. Many ordinances are total bullshit. For example, in Chicago, 'exceedingly hideous people may not appear in public.' Or in Hillsboro, Oregon, 'your horse cannot ride in the back seat of your car.'

See Coaster Ordinance Loony Law

Jason: "That prudish police officer just issued him a citation for shoplifting a candy bar."

Mike: "Only a single candy bar, who stops someone for that?! What a douchebag!"

Jason: "Yeah, but it's probably just a petty misdemeanor"


David of Chicago: "Woah, check out that fuck ugly woman over there."

Pat: "I hope the cops give her a ticket for being so fuck ugly, she shouldn't be showing her face to the public."

by The Fascist Marxist February 27, 2009

Midgemong

Combination of the words Midget and Mongoloid. Used to describe someone who is both short and animal-like in nature or appearance.

Often used to describe and angry short drunk.

"Get off my back you midgemong."
"What did you say about me?"
"You're literally on my back get off."

by Ugly dirtbag May 28, 2021

Midsommar

A terrifying colt of people who celebrate a 9 day festival in Sweden where people have sex, grab there boobs and scream, grab others asses while having sex, jump off cliffs, get high off shrooms and shroom tea oh and we can’t forget screaming and dancing like a psychopath while I building is on fire with living people in it.

Man this dude is crazy asf, he must of came from Midsommar.

by Shweaty Balz July 6, 2019

Misdemeanor Murder

a term coined by New Orleans inner city residents, to describe the murderers who are only held in jail for 60 days or so and then released due to the Police Departments’ inability to process or preserve crime scene evidence due to the the cities over burdened justice system.

Josh went to jail for 30 days for misdemeanor murder.

by mattdoesntdrink March 5, 2007