Midsem
The season that falls out in the middle of the winter when ave m is packed with seminary girls bec they all came back for pesach
Midsem by Joseph’s Monday night March 15, 2023
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Wiener Misdemeanor
(Travis comes out of the bathroom.)
Jacob: Man you were in there for like 15 minutes...
Travis: Yeah I was committing a wiener misdemeanor.
Jacob: Man you were in there for like 15 minutes...
Travis: Yeah I was committing a wiener misdemeanor.
Wiener Misdemeanor by TFJM December 16, 2008
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Midsomer Norton
A beautiful, quaint, Somerset town known for its slag heap and slags, skate park and Docky's deli. Town name inspired Anthony Horowitz with the name of the TV show Midsomer Murders. Aka the center of the universe (google it) and the ketamine capital (thanks BBC panorama)
Fuck Midsomer Norton mate, full of coke-heads and pregnant teens all pretending to be gangster that would last 10 seconds in London before crying for their mummy
Midsomer Norton by Midsomer Norton man June 14, 2018
Petty Misdemeanor
A Petty Misdemeanor is the lowest class of Civil Offense. It is not a crime, and thus is not technically classified as breaking the law.
It generally results from breaking a City Ordinance, such as illegal parking, letting your dog off a leash in a leash required area, or a very minor shoplifting offense.
Petty Misdemeanors, in terms of severity, are below Misdemeanors, which are below crimes. Petty Misdemeanors, by law, cannot require jail time and any fines imposed shall not exceed $300.
Ordinances are passed by cities, since cities cannot technically enact laws. Many ordinances are total bullshit. For example, in Chicago, 'exceedingly hideous people may not appear in public.' Or in Hillsboro, Oregon, 'your horse cannot ride in the back seat of your car.'
See Coaster Ordinance Loony Law
It generally results from breaking a City Ordinance, such as illegal parking, letting your dog off a leash in a leash required area, or a very minor shoplifting offense.
Petty Misdemeanors, in terms of severity, are below Misdemeanors, which are below crimes. Petty Misdemeanors, by law, cannot require jail time and any fines imposed shall not exceed $300.
Ordinances are passed by cities, since cities cannot technically enact laws. Many ordinances are total bullshit. For example, in Chicago, 'exceedingly hideous people may not appear in public.' Or in Hillsboro, Oregon, 'your horse cannot ride in the back seat of your car.'
See Coaster Ordinance Loony Law
Jason: "That prudish police officer just issued him a citation for shoplifting a candy bar."
Mike: "Only a single candy bar, who stops someone for that?! What a douchebag!"
Jason: "Yeah, but it's probably just a petty misdemeanor"
David of Chicago: "Woah, check out that fuck ugly woman over there."
Pat: "I hope the cops give her a ticket for being so fuck ugly, she shouldn't be showing her face to the public."
Mike: "Only a single candy bar, who stops someone for that?! What a douchebag!"
Jason: "Yeah, but it's probably just a petty misdemeanor"
David of Chicago: "Woah, check out that fuck ugly woman over there."
Pat: "I hope the cops give her a ticket for being so fuck ugly, she shouldn't be showing her face to the public."
Petty Misdemeanor by The Fascist Marxist February 27, 2009
Midgemong
Combination of the words Midget and Mongoloid. Used to describe someone who is both short and animal-like in nature or appearance.
Often used to describe and angry short drunk.
Often used to describe and angry short drunk.
"Get off my back you midgemong."
"What did you say about me?"
"You're literally on my back get off."
"What did you say about me?"
"You're literally on my back get off."
Midgemong by Ugly dirtbag May 28, 2021
Midsommar
A terrifying colt of people who celebrate a 9 day festival in Sweden where people have sex, grab there boobs and scream, grab others asses while having sex, jump off cliffs, get high off shrooms and shroom tea oh and we can’t forget screaming and dancing like a psychopath while I building is on fire with living people in it.
Midsommar by Shweaty Balz July 6, 2019
Misdemeanor Murder
a term coined by New Orleans inner city residents, to describe the murderers who are only held in jail for 60 days or so and then released due to the Police Departments’ inability to process or preserve crime scene evidence due to the the cities over burdened justice system.
Misdemeanor Murder by mattdoesntdrink March 5, 2007