midsimp 

A midsimp is someone who exhibits a moderate level of sycophantic or overly accommodating behavior towards someone they are attracted to, especially in a bid to gain their attention or favor. Unlike a full-on simp who might go to extreme lengths, a midsimp treads a middle path, often oscillating between playing it cool and showing bouts of eagerness. This term is often used in a light-hearted, teasing manner among friends.

LMary was a midsimp for Joseph after the Holy Spirit imbued her with baby Jesus while claiming to leave her virginity intact

midsimp by GreatWriter6969 November 28, 2023

milsimp 

military-simp, a person that overly enjoys anything military and will go to great lengths to have a pseudo-military experience whether its cosplaying or playing milsim videogames.

"John's playing escape from tarkov 16 hours a day, he's such a milsimp."

milsimp by 9e904 October 1, 2020

Misimprovement 

A misunderstanding, usually of words or lyrics, that turn out to be better than what was originally expressed.

Are you singing a Deep Purple song?
Yes, I am "Slow-walking Walter, the fire engine guy"
Those aren't the words.
I totally misunderstood.
I think it's better now. What a misimprovement.

Misimprovement by badlearner May 11, 2020

misimput 

When you try to do something but you accidentally do something else.

Misimput, Misimput. You calm down! You calm the frick down!

misimput by Kevin wubble May 17, 2022