Midras 

Greatest person you'll ever meet. He has a really big
di- I mean heart and is very nice, he would never hurt
a woman and is very brave. Also he has a big dick.

Alex: "bruh, Nils has some mad hair"
Girl 1:" yeah I know, I really want to touch his Midras hair"

Midras by King225453224226 November 22, 2021

The Mideast Beast 

(n.) a satirical "news" website that focuses on issues from the middle east and generally tries to shed light on issues in a more detailed and locally-informed manner than other sites.

Wow, The Mideast Beast is killing it with some good laughs about the news.

The Mideast Beast by Jon Snow Lives June 9, 2018

Reverse Midas Touch 

Talent for turning anything you touch to shit

Michael McG has the reverse Midas Touch! Any assignment that comes his way ends up as a pile of garbage.

Reverse Midas Touch by Sick up and Fed July 16, 2009

anti-Midas touch 

as opposed to the Midas touch where everything touched turns to gold... the anti midas touches everything that turns to shit.

coined by B.A. Seale after living with the human farm animal known as Boomer, who could break, soil, or ruin anything and everything he touched.

Mark - Hey Brian, I heard Boomer ate all the taco meat, went out and got drunk, and then wrecked your truck over a telephone connector box and into the porch of some guys house?!

Brian - It's all true, he definetely has the anti-midas touch.

anti-Midas touch by Harry Day December 23, 2009

shit midas

Someone who ruins everything they touch. From the Midas Touch, (see King Midas) which turned everything to gold. The antonym to the Midas Touch. A Shit Midas turns everything to shit.

Nerds: They ruined long hair, animation, and now S&M. Is there anything those Shit Midas's don’t destroy?

shit midas by Ian Danger February 6, 2007

False Midas Effect 

Maybe the idea was cool but after a while it became less about the individuals and more about a sub-clique within itself. That's where the fraying begins, and ends with a false Midas effect where everything touched seems golden but it is never tested to prove its legitimacy, just assumed from a self proclaimed credibility on the characteristics of the element without any more inspection than a glance of an eye, therefore failing to realize the lack in malleability and density of the object: the two most defining characteristics. A misunderstanding of the word "experienced" leads to an underdeveloped, misguided conclusion to the "careful observer's" obliviousness to the actual characteristics of plastic. Even the simplest of observers could make out the words, "Made in China", on the back, but a lack in perspective showed the masked issue at literal face value.

Maybe the idea was cool but after a while it became less about the individuals and more about a sub-clique within itself. That's where the fraying begins, and ends with a false Midas effect where everything touched seems golden but it is never tested to prove its legitimacy, just assumed from a self proclaimed credibility on the characteristics of the element without any more inspection than a glance of an eye, therefore failing to realize the lack in malleability and density of the object: the two most defining characteristics. A misunderstanding of the word "experienced" leads to an underdeveloped, misguided conclusion to the "careful observer's" obliviousness to the actual characteristics of plastic. Even the simplest of observers could make out the words, "Made in China", on the back, but a lack in perspective showed the masked issue at literal face value.

False Midas Effect by Philosophy Precum January 30, 2018

MIDRANGE CACK 

description of high energy dubstep otherwise known as BROSTEP
characterized by highly modified and distorted bassline wobbles and angry energetic flithy sounds with a heavy 2 step beat
produced by artists such as skrillex and tomba
used in forums such as dubstepforum to *cyberbash* new dubstep

(skream fan listening to skrillex) "ACK, what is the meaning of this MIDRANGE CACK?"

MIDRANGE CACK by bazhed May 21, 2011