Midgettitus 

The disease of being short or small

Hey that guy must suffer from midgettitus

Midgettitus by mvh and bung January 11, 2012

midgetits 

Small boobs, tits of midget proportions.

Dave: Dude, Jessica has a nice ass!
Jason: Id tap that!
Dave: She does have midgetits though...
Jason: Oh, that is a turnoff.

midgetits by Alsexy June 1, 2009

Midgestitute 

A little person who engages in sexual acts in exchange for a little money or tiny goods and services.

"I can't believe Craig slept with a Midgestitute in Vegas, but I guess she was half the price."

Midgestitute by Lyric Moranis February 14, 2009

Midgettits

Someone who is very short, fat, and with big breasticles

Dude, look at that Midgettits over there. ~Dar

Midgettits by Damadar July 17, 2006

Midgetitude 

A person who is short and has an attitude about their shortness.
Also, someone who gets very annoyed or angry when calling them short
Giving someone attitude over their shortness

That chick just had a midgetitude freak, just because this dude said 'Hey Shortie' to her.

Midgetitude by Some chick552 January 17, 2011

midgetitis 

A midget that has a sexually transmitted disease from fucking people with herpititus.

Frank: “I’d like to put my wang in that midget.”
Marcus: “I wouldn’t touch that thing with a 10 foot pole. She got the midgetitis.”
Frank: “eww she got that stank puss.”

midgetitis by Anal crisp December 26, 2017

jerb 

well known from south park
rednecks get angrry that future folk took there jobs so they yell
They took ouare jerbs!

Them future folk took ouare jerbs!

jerb by Jimberley Kim April 7, 2005