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A ponder of Midgets 

is the term used to describe a group of midgets (short people)
A ponder of Midgets by Ben_236 July 27, 2004

crib midgets 

All she wants is crib midgets. I'm taking the crib midget to the pool. From the Dane Cook Movie "Good Luck Chuck" Stu used the word.
crib midgets by Maleficent40 June 22, 2008

Lit midgets 

A group of midgets born from the depths of hell. They have a short temper and a nasty attitude.
"Did you call a hitman?"
"No. I called the lit midgets!"
"Oh shit!!!"
Lit midgets by King midget August 2, 2017

Horde of Midgets 

When a group of midgets and/or dwarfs gather together it is referred to as a horde.
A horde of midgets attacked a flock of geese after enjoying their lunch picnics during national midget day in San Antonio.
Horde of Midgets by onebraveprune December 18, 2008

two midgets in a headlock 

A chick with big boobs, too big for her body.
that chick has huge titties it looks like she has two midgets in a headlock.

Midgetness 

Derived from the word "Midget", which means a short person.
The qualities of being a midget is called "midgetness".
Guy 1: Dude, did you see the new kid? He's super short!
Guy 2: I know! He's full of midgetness
Midgetness by NinjaMunky August 25, 2011
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Plate of Brown 

A plate of brown consists of foods that have little to no nutritional value, and are typically deep fried. A true plate of brown will also be accompanied by a dark soda.
Wanna go to meal hall & grab a plate of brown?
Plate of Brown by Cheddar Craigson September 18, 2020
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Larpenomics

When finance content creators rent out fancy cars and flex cash to seem richer than they really are in order to promote and sell their “get rich quick” courses.
Andrew Tate has mastered the field of larpenomics
Larpenomics by Rbois09 October 21, 2026
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Palmela Handerson 

Your hand that you masturbate with.
Girlfriend: What are you going to do for the next week while I'm on holiday?

Boyfriend: Have a visit from Palmela Handerson of course!
Word of the Day on October 20, 2026
x:"Girl your fit chewed today!"
Chewed by iod1o March 30, 2022
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Blue Movie 

A pornographic film.

The use of the word "blue" to refer to sexually explicit content was first recorded in Scotland in 1824. "Blue" meant "lewd" because prostitutes dressed in blue gowns.
I found your stash of blue movies under your bed.
Blue Movie by Shayde79 January 20, 2011
Word of the Day on October 18, 2026

fache-couture 

French slang, which translated, means "bull's fashion" but basically equates to "hyper trendy" or overly trendy. Used when a person wishes to express distaste at the latest fashion trend/fad, because it seems that everyone has a certain item of clothing or is wearing it. This term is most frequently heard in Paris but is slowly spreading to other parts of France.
1. That Burberry scarf is so fache-couture.
2. That purple American Apparel hoodie is so fache-couture.
fache-couture by bkgmh46x0x March 18, 2008
Word of the Day on October 17, 2026
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