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midgeted by James Jarvis September 9, 2005
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midgeter
Smaller than the other midgets in town. Also applicable to short people that expresses joy when they discover a person shorter than themselves.
midgeter by putinbiscuitproject October 22, 2013
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Midgetesque
adj. When someone is really short but is not technically classified as a midget by the standard of 3'8'' from the Little People of America (LPA). This word is important because it is rare to find someone that is legally a midget, so when you want to make a joke about the short person in the group they don't make it not funny anymore by saying, "Well technically blah blah blah..."
John: You should just get a midget to sit in front of your TV to change the channels
Adam: Dude if I could find one I'd even pay them.
John: You could totally pay Taylor to do that, she's looking for a job
Adam: Yea, she is pretty midgetesque.
John: Is that even a word?
Adam: I don't know, it's probably on Urban Dictionary and if not it will be soon.
*actual facebook conversation*
Adam: Dude if I could find one I'd even pay them.
John: You could totally pay Taylor to do that, she's looking for a job
Adam: Yea, she is pretty midgetesque.
John: Is that even a word?
Adam: I don't know, it's probably on Urban Dictionary and if not it will be soon.
*actual facebook conversation*
Midgetesque by whosadam October 4, 2009
MidgetDictionary.com
The website that you are redirected to when the CIA accidentally turns you into a midget after you were captured by them for trying to view DwarvenDictionary.com without being a dwarf. It is also just a dictionary for regular midgets. Though if you view MidgetDictionary.com without being a midget, the CIA doesn’t care.
MidgetDictionary.com by a handicap. September 8, 2022
midgetdizzle
a nickname that is given to a short girl by a guy mainly or is given to herself meaning a wicked sweet hot short girl
midgetdizzle by littleman606 November 10, 2006
Midgetdiot
A person who gets on Jayne's nerves.
Word created while Jayne and Spaz were doing something and Jayne morphed the two words "midget" and "idiot" together.
Word created while Jayne and Spaz were doing something and Jayne morphed the two words "midget" and "idiot" together.
"Someone and Eiko and Loki and Silent and such are midgetdiots."
"That midgetdiot tried to wear alexander! So then, I stole him back and stapled her to the wall and used Chinese WATER torture."
"That midgetdiot tried to wear alexander! So then, I stole him back and stapled her to the wall and used Chinese WATER torture."
Midgetdiot by Jayne the Annoyer January 7, 2004
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