midgetese

Anyone or anything that is of midget proportion.

Damn that camera is midgetese, it's so small that I could use it as a spy cam for the girls shower room.

or

Damn that lady is so midgetese, look at her she's less than half my height!

by Anonymous September 29, 2003

A ponder of Midgets

is the term used to describe a group of midgets (short people)

Look at that ponder of midgets

by Ben_236 July 27, 2004

crib midgets

Children, Babies, Kids, Rugrats

All she wants is crib midgets. I'm taking the crib midget to the pool. From the Dane Cook Movie "Good Luck Chuck" Stu used the word.

by Maleficent40 June 22, 2008

Lit midgets

A group of midgets born from the depths of hell. They have a short temper and a nasty attitude.

"Did you call a hitman?"
"No. I called the lit midgets!"
"Oh shit!!!"

by King midget August 2, 2017

Horde of Midgets

When a group of midgets and/or dwarfs gather together it is referred to as a horde.

A horde of midgets attacked a flock of geese after enjoying their lunch picnics during national midget day in San Antonio.

by onebraveprune December 18, 2008

two midgets in a headlock

A chick with big boobs, too big for her body.

that chick has huge titties it looks like she has two midgets in a headlock.

by Jonny0oo0 April 2, 2007

Midgetness

Derived from the word "Midget", which means a short person.
The qualities of being a midget is called "midgetness".

Guy 1: Dude, did you see the new kid? He's super short!
Guy 2: I know! He's full of midgetness

by NinjaMunky August 25, 2011