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Midget Fuck 

Noun - A tiny (very small) orgy
God damnit! You had a midget fuck without me?
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Midget Horn Fuck

when a midget or a small child headbuts a vagina.
I heard mini me totally Midget Horn Fucked Joey Ackerman yesterday.
Midget Horn Fuck by Americanpanzy January 27, 2011

fuck midget

A small person that goes around fucking anything they see.

A small slut.
"Man that girl is such a fuck midget"

She was small and a slut so her friends called her a fuck midget.
fuck midget by Jaybles117 April 29, 2009

Midget Squat Fuck 

A short or small person that is an arsehole or generally a bar person
Do you you know Steve?
Is Steve the short guy?
Yeah that’s him
Yeah fuck that guy he’s a midget squat fuck
Midget Squat Fuck by Frogsquatch November 11, 2020

fuck a midget

An exclamation of various things, these being anger, surprise, humility, embarrassment, etc.
"Dude! You failed your math test!"

"fuck a midget! I studied so hard for that test! Damn. I was too busy staring at Miss Havishams boobs."
fuck a midget by THIS_IS_MARTA March 9, 2009

Inter-species Disabled Midget Fucker

Basically the Alien female from Avatar who likes to have sex with the human, her 10 foot tall, him about 6 foot and in a wheel chair, that's like an average human having sex with a midget, but she's an alien.
See Avatar (2009) - "I see you" blah blah, yeah, well what I see is that you are an Inter-species Disabled Midget Fucker, freaky!

midget fucking time 

Time to head to the bar for excessive drinking.
Dude, It's midget fucking time!
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He is high school liquid, he ate lunch with the nerds and hung out with the jocks after school.
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Like walking over small green hills in the countryside then coming across a purple patch of flowers, thus it being unique and out of the ordinary.
I hit a real purple patch.

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