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totes mcscrotes 

An even cooler term for the work totes magotes, it originalted from a popular YouTuber named Markiplier.
Man 1:"Dude did you see that video Markiplier put up?"
Man 2:"Yeah! It was totes mcscrotes epic!"
Man 1:"So, want to get some t?"
Man 2:"Now THAT would be totes mcscrotes."

Microbeej 

Yo, when you use that Colgate wisp you look like you're giving a microbeej.
Microbeej by beastboner February 4, 2015

Microbear 

A chipmunk. Like a large bear, they eat food and can chew through camp gear to get it. But unlike big bears, they are tiny
Hey bro! You got a hole in your pack.” “Shit, a microbear ate my candy bar!”
Microbear by paftdunk November 6, 2019

microbes 

A life form. Like a microorganism, especially a bacterium that causes disease. Not in technical use.
Man#1: MICROBES!!! AAAAAaaaaAAAA microbes...gaaah...

Lady#1: Microbes...*sob*

Boy in bubble: Hey guys, what's goin' on?

Man#2: We're being attacked by aliens and they infected all of us with MICROBES!!! Aaaaaaaaaaaaa!
microbes by Maux_Darkbrand March 14, 2009
Microbet is the tiny writing on the grout that separates the tile on the bathroom wall.
I was in the restroom at work the other day, and you would not believe what someone had written in microbet on the grout between the tile on the wall. It said, for a good time go to www.urbandictionary.com.
microbet by des_per_a_do November 19, 2011

microbenzing 

1.The state of which one person is intimate with another person, yet they are confused as to whether or not they are truly together 2. The state of which two people are loosely together, but not entirely
yeah, we've been microbenzing on and off for about three weeks now... I'm getting confused
microbenzing by (Cocoa(((~~~ August 30, 2005