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totes mcscrotes 

An even cooler term for the work totes magotes, it originalted from a popular YouTuber named Markiplier.
Man 1:"Dude did you see that video Markiplier put up?"
Man 2:"Yeah! It was totes mcscrotes epic!"
Man 1:"So, want to get some t?"
Man 2:"Now THAT would be totes mcscrotes."

Microbeej 

A blow job given to a micropenis.
Yo, when you use that Colgate wisp you look like you're giving a microbeej.
Microbeej by beastboner February 4, 2015

Microbear 

A chipmunk. Like a large bear, they eat food and can chew through camp gear to get it. But unlike big bears, they are tiny
“Hey bro! You got a hole in your pack.” “Shit, a microbear ate my candy bar!”
Microbear by paftdunk November 6, 2019

microbes 

A life form. Like a microorganism, especially a bacterium that causes disease. Not in technical use.
Man#1: MICROBES!!! AAAAAaaaaAAAA microbes...gaaah...

Lady#1: Microbes...*sob*

Boy in bubble: Hey guys, what's goin' on?

Man#2: We're being attacked by aliens and they infected all of us with MICROBES!!! Aaaaaaaaaaaaa!
microbes by Maux_Darkbrand March 14, 2009
Microbet is the tiny writing on the grout that separates the tile on the bathroom wall.
I was in the restroom at work the other day, and you would not believe what someone had written in microbet on the grout between the tile on the wall. It said, for a good time go to www.urbandictionary.com.
microbet by des_per_a_do November 19, 2011

microbenzing 

1.The state of which one person is intimate with another person, yet they are confused as to whether or not they are truly together 2. The state of which two people are loosely together, but not entirely
yeah, we've been microbenzing on and off for about three weeks now... I'm getting confused
microbenzing by (Cocoa(((~~~ August 30, 2005
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fauxstalgia 

Faux nostalgia. Faking old things in an attempt to recapture the feeling of times gone past, especially of technology that has passed.
Hipstamatic pictures, just like the vinyl-static added to digital recordings, is prime fauxstalgia
fauxstalgia by scotte61 December 16, 2010
Word of the Day on October 15, 2026

pajama casual 

Pajama casual is a term used when working from home and preparing for a video conference. All business above the waist and your pajama pants down below.
We have a Zoom meeting in a few minutes and I’ll probably go pajama casual.
pajama casual by jrod-knows March 31, 2020
Word of the Day on October 14, 2026

funflation 

The recent boom in consumer spending on entertainment and experiences with a high demand running up the cost of enjoying of those experiences.
I’m trying to go to this Taylor Swift concert but the funflation has made it so impossible for me to afford tickets.
funflation by Dfree523 November 17, 2023
Word of the Day on October 13, 2026
A US deep south term for an alligator. Usually used in the Cajun dialect.
Take the big pirogue, I saw a huge swamp dog out there earlier.
swamp dog by Crystal Ambrose May 22, 2006
Word of the Day on October 12, 2026

Throat Sweats 

The feeling and build up in your mouth/throat of saliva that sometimes accompanies nausea.
Oh man those burritos gave me the throat sweats, I hope I don’t have food poisoning.
Throat Sweats by TacoFings420 April 23, 2024
Word of the Day on October 11, 2026
Being ignored by someone when making a statement or asking a question. Also known as blanked and turfed.
Person 1: Did u watch ** last nite?
Person 2:......
Person 3: O no u got aired!
aired by Pietro February 9, 2005
Word of the Day on October 10, 2026
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