A chat through a device to make you seem less shitty.
"I had a phone call with my friend an hour ago, now I feel like a depressed self-loathing fuck."
The larger embodiment of a microscopic specimen
"I want my friend to see my micscrobe, so they don't need a microscope to see the blue-green alga."
A gift for your male friend that'll make them mad and tell you to get out, specifically a limited edition pattern horse dildo that had cost you $100+.
"GOD DAMN IT, YOU'RE SUCH A YEEHAW!"