Microtapp

To "wiretapp" (with 2 Ps) someone's microwave by covertly installing a camera inside a microwave. Frequently used by the FBI, CIA, and Obama

Kellyanne Conway: Obama microtapped Trump tower so he could watch Donald Trump reheat kfc

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microyapper

A pejorative nickname for a very small and endlessly yappy dog.

Let’s take that microyapper on a very long walk!

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That surprise phenomenon when you fart but then accidentally pass a tiny little turd at the same time.

Microcrapping is not typically a subject that folks wish to discuss.

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A seriously tiny little canine who is so small it is virtually imperceptible but whose continuous yapping can still drive you completely insane.

It was as though this microyapper had a powerful microphone in his tiny throat!

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We looked forward to that concert all year but it was unfortunately microtastic.

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A nap so short that the napper is awakened by his first snore.

I was so tired at work last night. I think I took about 10 micronaps.

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hey man turn on your micromaphone so we can talks

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