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Microbitch

AdjetiveA term for a Microsoft fan boy. It has also often been used to describe someone who owns a Xbox360.
You got a Xbox360 your such a microbitch.
by Blakeasy4shizzi April 22, 2007
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Microbitch

1) To bitch about every little small thing that means nothing that one can thing of;

2) One who bitches about every little small thing that means nothing.
She is microbitching again about the paper on the table bitch superbitch
by Psychodiction April 10, 2016
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Microfiche

1. A flat sheet of microfilm in a form suitable for filing, usually measuring around 4 by 6 in. and containing microreproductions, as of printed or graphic matter, in a grid pattern.
2. Where Mr. T can/will punch you.
1. "Here's a dossier with his current likeness done in microfiche, sir." "Thank you Private, you are dismissed.
2. "I only pity the foo till I have ta punch em in his microfiche, sucka."
by TabGuy February 25, 2010
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Microsith

The ultimate evil. Combining The mass conglomerate of microsoft with the evil of the sith teachings.
Your almost as evil as Microsith.
by Aarcow April 1, 2003
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Microfiche

What the hell is a microfiche? Nobody knows!

Please tell us Mrs.Irons!

The term became so popular in a 4th year computing class at Grove Academy that pupils created a chat service so they could speak to their peers way over at the other side of the class (example: Darryl could speak to Osborne!), and they called it Microfiche.
'Mrs.Irons, will microfiche come up in the exam?'
by Grove Academy November 21, 2003
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Microfiche

A spool of film containing usually useful information in the form of newspapers or other scholarly material.. Half of the time they are used to look at nostalgic comics from old newspapers. The other half of the time is spent trying to get the spools lined up inside of the machine or otherwise rewinding a reel by hand because you got the film all over.
Jim: hey Bert did you see the December 12th 1992 Dilbert comic?
Bert: Huh, no, how the hell did you see it?
Jim: Microfiche man!

Librarian on intercom: The library is closing in 20 minutes.
Jack: Crap!!! This microfiche is all over the floor!!!
John: Stick your finger in the middle of the spool and just hold it, I'll rewind it
Jack: Dude we are so getting banned from this library!
by Srapples September 3, 2013
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Muchobitch

Someone who is the biggest bitch you've ever seen. Usually selfish and puts down others to make themselves feel better.
Guy 1: Oh look, it's Mars. I heard she told her boyfriend he couldn't hang with his friends at all.
Girl 1: Dang, she's a muchobitch.
by taylorswiftismother March 29, 2023
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