Microfail

When a microwave fails to cook its contents

Luke: I put the poppadoms in the microwave but they're not cooking.
5 minutes later...
Luke: still not cooked!
Sarah: That's because I own a microfail

by Very Hungry Man February 17, 2010

microflirting

When someone wants to fuck you, but they don't know it yet or want to keep it on the DL. It's flirting, but at a subtler level.

Girl #1: Hey skank, lay off my ex
Girl #2: Um...we were just talking, bitch
Girl #1: Um...no you weren't. Thats the 4th time this week you complimented his hair, you just touched his arm, and that was some subtle eye-fuck action. Don't think I don't know about microflirting, bitch.

by Derek Michael December 6, 2015

Microflirting

Similar to micro aggressions, microflirting is flirting on a smaller, much subtler scale. Maybe she's married, he's engaged, or they're in the same friend group, but they occaisonally make comments or gestures that suggest that interest.

Girl: "Hey, I really like your hair today. I love the conservative, clean-cut style."
Guy: "Thanks!"
Guy's friend later: "Bro, she has totally been Microflirting with you, man. That's like the 3rd time she's complemented your hair."

(Girl and guy hug as they part)
Girl's friend: "Gurl, did you see how he gave you strong eye contact and lingered for half a second on your lower back?That was totally a Microflirt."

by Derek Michael November 24, 2015

Microphilia

A fetish for unrealistically tiny people or the shrinking of. Popular in the furry fandom but not exclusive to.

Sally got into microphilia after reading the Borrowers.

by Coffee and Needles April 2, 2011

microballs

A derogatory term applied to someone who regularly avoids their responsibilities.

He once again demonstrated his sad condition which was a severe and chronic case of microballs.

by Dr Bunnygirl July 20, 2019

microwait

Consequence of the lunchtime rush for the microwave in corporate settings.

"I'm going to eat lunch early today, to avoid the microwait."

by Devan Goldstein January 17, 2008

microwaiting

v: To remain or be in readiness wilst preparing food in a microwave oven.

For god’s sake, will you hurry? You’ve been microwaiting for 7 minutes.

by Kevin Carpenter August 11, 2008