Microfilm

The Flash Drive of the 1970's

google "Microfilm"

Microfilm by falcolombadi81996 September 24, 2011

Microbiomes 

Microbiomes are the longest known alien form of life. As in any life form, there are good and evil. Microbiomes aka aliens, are known for their voracious cannabalistic appetite. Crediting their mere exsistance to their unique ability to multiple at a rapid rate while feasting on other microbiomes. Human DNA is the prime rib of their main menu followed by your dog. The best line of defense agaisnst these resilient beings is to WASH YOUR HANDS!!!

Danielle didn't care if Jims microbiomes were infectionusly infesting his sinuses, she was gonna kiss him anyway.

Microbiomes by D-tothe-L February 25, 2017

microflirting

When someone wants to fuck you, but they don't know it yet or want to keep it on the DL. It's flirting, but at a subtler level.

Girl #1: Hey skank, lay off my ex
Girl #2: Um...we were just talking, bitch
Girl #1: Um...no you weren't. Thats the 4th time this week you complimented his hair, you just touched his arm, and that was some subtle eye-fuck action. Don't think I don't know about microflirting, bitch.

microflirting by Derek Michael December 6, 2015

Microflirting

Similar to micro aggressions, microflirting is flirting on a smaller, much subtler scale. Maybe she's married, he's engaged, or they're in the same friend group, but they occaisonally make comments or gestures that suggest that interest.

Girl: "Hey, I really like your hair today. I love the conservative, clean-cut style."
Guy: "Thanks!"
Guy's friend later: "Bro, she has totally been Microflirting with you, man. That's like the 3rd time she's complemented your hair."

(Girl and guy hug as they part)
Girl's friend: "Gurl, did you see how he gave you strong eye contact and lingered for half a second on your lower back?That was totally a Microflirt."

Microflirting by Derek Michael November 24, 2015

microfibrophia 

The fear of or anything relating to microfiber clothes, such as the feel, look, or style.

Friend 1: Dude what happened? You look rather distraught!

Friend 2: I thought that towel was regular cloth. I picked it up, and it was made of MICROFIBER!

Friend 1: I'm sorry to hear that. I didn't know you had microfibrophia.

microfibrophia by juan_with_an_umlaut September 29, 2009

microfibrichalosinophobia 

A completely fake word to be used when one wants to humiliate a pantomath .

Student: “Sir, do you know the meaning of microfibrichalosinophobia”

Teacher who acts as though he knows everything: “ Oh yes um of course! It means um the ummm the fear of.. Lights! The fear of lights. Yeah.”

microfibrichalosinophobia by Lillyyyyyyy November 6, 2018

Microfiche 

1. A flat sheet of microfilm in a form suitable for filing, usually measuring around 4 by 6 in. and containing microreproductions, as of printed or graphic matter, in a grid pattern.
2. Where Mr. T can/will punch you.

1. "Here's a dossier with his current likeness done in microfiche, sir." "Thank you Private, you are dismissed.
2. "I only pity the foo till I have ta punch em in his microfiche, sucka."

Microfiche by TabGuy February 25, 2010